It is a slow afternoon in the Curse. Father Jameson sits at his usual table by the window, talking and laughing his head off with Sally and Meg. The two girls giggle at the priest’s stupid jokes and so-called witticisms, but nothing I overhear sounds funny enough to even smile at.
The door swings open and Captain Bowen and Mr Smith stride in. Two old sailors propped on stools at the bar nod in recognition, and across the room, Julia, who is wiping down a table, smiles broadly.
‘Jameson, you old fraud,’ says the Captain.
‘Captain Bowen,’ he replies, emphasising Captain. ‘Is that any way to address a senior member of God’s holy church. Pray, show a modicum of respect for the office at least, if you please.’
‘I apologise, sir.’ The Captain smiles. ‘Jameson, you holy old fraud.’
‘Come an’ join us, Captain,’ laughs Meg.
‘Yes, please do,’ says the Father, apparently not too affronted by the remarks. ‘If you’ve finished insulting me, that is.’
‘Not necessarily. I can keep at it all day, listing your shortcomings.’
‘And I’ll pray for your sins, Captain,’ replies the Father
‘Well, that should keep you up all night,’ laughs the Captain.
I notice Mr Smith stays back and quietly finds himself a stool at the bar. As usual, he is there to watch the Captain’s back.
Without being asked, I fill two glasses with a decent shot of the Littlemills Whisky we brought home from Sumatra, push one across to Mr Smith, and carry the other to the Captain.
‘Ah, Red, there you are,’ he says, happily. ‘Just the man I’m wanting to see. Come, join us, if you would be so kind.’
I look back at Ma, but she nods.
‘Father,’ the Captain continues. ‘You know young Red here?’
‘I should do. I christened the whelp back when I first arrived in this town. I’d barely recognise him now, though.’
‘He is now a young man of independent means, and I’ve noticed he has the makings of a gentleman, not just a gentleman of the sea, and I’m making it my business to see that happens. What he needs now is a good school. To polish his manners and set him on the right paths. Introductions to the right families. A hefty dose of the arts and sciences. Ease his way into Perth Society.’
The priest can see what is coming. ‘That is all fascinating, and I’m pleased for you Red, but Captain, why are you telling me this?’ asks Father Jameson.
‘I’ve heard the church has a brand new school down in Perth. On Saint George’s Terrace, I believe. Being acquainted with Bishop Gibney, as I know you are, you would have some influence there. You could arrange a place for Red,’ says the Captain.
Father Jameson hesitates, trying to think what to say, I imagine. ‘Hmm, yes, indeed, Bishop Gibney is my immediate superior. We are friendly, as you say, but vacancies can be a problem.’
Mr Smith, who can hear every word, rises from his stool and goes over to a table where several strangers sit talking quietly. He leans over and says something to them. Looking nervous, they all immediately push back their chairs, rise and hurriedly leave the room, the door swinging closed with a crash. Half-full glasses remain on the table.
‘You know Mr Smith, my gunner from the Black Dragon?’ asks the Captain. ‘A good man, he is too. You’ll know of his repute, even if …’
‘Oh, yes, Mr Smith and I are acquainted,’ replies the priest. He suddenly seems a little more nervous.
‘How he has suffered recently. What he’s had to witness, the poor man.’ The Captain lets the silence linger. ‘You would have heard of that unfortunate magistrate at Cossack, south of here. Dreadful. A gang of pirates I’ve been told. Beheaded, so I heard. Shocking. Too awful to think about. One never knows what the future may hold. Don’t you agree, Father?’
‘You are so right Captain Bowen,’ says the priest, gulping. His eyes now as wide as a barn owl’s. ‘In fact, thinking about it, I do believe there may well be a vacancy coming up next term at Christian Brothers’ College.’
The Captain slowly nods, satisfied.
‘And I’m sure we can forgo the fees in this instance, being as Red is such a fine young man,’ Father Jameson adds, nervously.
‘No, no need for that, Father. I’m willing to pay for his schooling, providing, of course, he gets the finest of everything and the very best treatment. As befits a young man of considerable means, you understand?’
‘Of course, dear Captain, of course.’ His face is quite pale.
‘And there’ll be none of the flogging I’ve heard your teachers are so keen on. They’re worse than the damn British Navy, I’ve been told,’ continues the Captain. ‘And that certainly is saying something. If I even hear so much as a whisper. If I see the faintest red mark on my, er, our boy …’
‘Heaven forbid,’ cries the priest, realising his life now depends on keeping the Captain sweet and saying exactly the right thing. One nod to Mr Smith and Father Jameson will be instantly meeting his holy boss at the Pearly Gates.
‘Shall we say the start of the middle term then?’ continues the Captain. ‘That should give my tailor enough time to make Red’s school uniforms.’
School uniforms? I sigh a little at the thought. I sit there listening to the Captain map out my future, and in some ways the thought of it makes me happy. I like the idea of becoming a gentleman or even, eventually, a landowner like Simon Turner, but the idea of not continuing as a smuggler and owning my own schooner, the Red Dragon, and sailing it off into the sunset to exotic climes, saddens me even if I did spend much of my time on board the Dragon terrified out of my mind.
‘Don’t look so glum, Red,’ says the Captain. ‘School is not that bad.’
‘But the Black Dragon. Mr Smith and Bosun Stevenson and Teuku …?’ I stop, suddenly remembering Teuku is off fighting in the jungle, if he is even still alive. I sure hope so.
‘What, you think you won’t find them all in the Curse every holiday? You’ll still see plenty of them.’
He is probably right, but school will be deadly dull. Nothing like riding on the deck of the Dragon, all sails set for a fresh breeze and whipping along at eighteen knots. Still, Emma is in Fremantle, not so very far from Perth. And I now have an income of more than a thousand pounds a year, like her mother said I needed to. Maybe I could get to know her a bit better. Maybe school won’t be all bad.
‘Well then, lad,’ the Captain says, standing up and slapping me on the shoulder. ‘That’s today’s commerce completed. A most satisfactory result, I must say.’
He bows at Father Jameson, though not too deeply. ‘It’s been a pleasure doing business with you, Father Jameson.’
‘I’m sure young Master Read will be very happy at the Christian Brothers’ College,’ replies the Father, still not sure that Mr Smith isn’t about to blow his head clean off his shoulders.
‘Of that, I’m certain,’ says the Captain, but as he turns his head, he winks at Mr Smith.
Ma walks over from the bar to collect the half-empty glasses and to see why we are all smiling.
‘Red, it seems we have six weeks clear until the middle term starts. I’m thinking Shanghai. It’s a good night. Perfect for our gentlemen’s trade. We should just be in time for the late tide if we leave now.’
I look back at Ma, to see her reaction.
‘But you’ve only just returned home,’ Ma protests. ‘James Bowen, if you think for one moment you are taking my boy away to sea again so soon, you have another think coming.’
‘But the Dragon just doesn’t sail right without him. Isn’t that so Mr Smith?’ says the Captain. ‘He keeps the crew amused. Besides, it will only be six weeks. At the most.’
‘You said that last time, and he was away for months,’ continues Ma. But she is already starting to smile. She never can resist the Captain’s charm. ‘And I’d still like to know how he came by that nasty scar on his face.’
‘While we’re at it, there’s something I’d like to know about the boy, too,’ the Captain says.
Ma’s eyes narrow and she looks at him sharply.
‘Tell me, why did you name him Red?’
Ma laughs. ‘The first sound he made after he was born was arhhh — just like a pirate. So I named him Red for Red Rackham, the most famous pirate of them all.’
Outside, the faded sign reading ‘The Smuggler’s Curse’ swings back and forth and creaks loudly, battered by an ever-increasing breeze.
‘’ear that?’ says Mr Smith. ‘That’ll be a thirty-knot wind gettin’ up if I’m not mistook. She’s goin’ to be a quick passage, I’m a-thinkin’. A right speedy trip.’
The Captain puts an arm around my shoulders in a fatherly way. ‘Once more down to the beach, dear friends. Once more.’
‘Captain?’ I ask, not quite sure to what he is referring.
‘Just misquoting a little Shakespeare,’ he replies, ‘As you might have noticed I tend to do from time to time.’
I nod. Who could have missed it?
‘Ready to sail again, Red? Another spell at the ship’s wheel? A thirty knot howler. The Dragon can be a right witch in that wind. Are you up for it?’
‘Aye, aye Captain,’ I laugh.
I am a son of the sea, sure enough. Seawater flows in my veins, more surely than red blood does. Of course I am up for it.
THE END