To: “Mom”

Subject: Measuring up

Mamasita!

Thanks for the newspaper clipping. It is comforting to know that animal-lovers across the country are as crazy as they are here. I can honestly say that none of my clients has a height chart for their dog. Although some of the dogs do have insurance policies, private rooms, and a wardrobe nicer than mine.

I know you always say that I didn’t need to move out here to prove anything, but—despite my immense and ever-present homesickness—I think it has been good for me. With everything I am learning out here on my own, pretty soon I may even be able to say no. Now wouldn’t that be a trick? And, no, to answer your question, I have not started reading Codependent No More. But thank you for the suggestion.

Your definitively codependent daughter,

Lindsey