Jumeirah Janes

A hill-station breeze blows through the café:

the ladies are dressed for high tea and the waiters

polish the windows that keep the hot sand at bay.

Life here has left a bitter film on their lips,

which they purse whenever one of them mentions

how her children have gone home and her husband

works six-day weeks even during the summer.

As if that weren’t enough, the servants are lazy …

Then there are the locals, who are ignorant, venal,

tasteless, and, even worse, lucky. The ladies

are lonely: they want to go back to the You-Kay.

‘But then,’ one says, ‘we’re so comfortable here’ –

at which point all conspiracy dies. Like

moody nuns, the ladies nod in acknowledgement;

their talk drifts back to the weather.