Through the Rockies

It’s my third sleepless dawn on the Zephyr

and I’m in Iowa. Outside my window,

a gopher tunnels out of its purgatory

and wobbles across the sugary snow.

Over the aisle, I watch Tanika crush

grains as pink as the sky, then take

a quick hit on her pipe. She’s on the run.

Her six kids are somewhere in Indiana;

the last time she spoke to her mother,

the old woman shouted, ‘No good

comes of breeding with niggers and spics,’

meaning the fathers of Tanika’s children.

‘I wish I was in The Wizard of Oz,’

Tanika mumbles as we slice

through the American vastness.

Everyone here has one foot in life

and the other in the future, or the past –

usually in the past. Jane, who looks and sounds

like Jessica Lange, reminisces about years

spent working in the circus: ‘It was

the ’70s. I was living in England,

and you really needed a union card

to get any work as an actress,’

so she spent five gruelling months

touring the continent on an elephant.

Her raw tongue licks the edge

of her jagged teeth: ‘The dwarves

were the worst: mean, horny things …

‘One night, two of them tried to rape me,

but the bearded lady, my friend,

gave them a hiding they’ll never forget!’

At Reno, Jane and the vets in their caps

begin their week of blackjack and slots.

We slow down before Denver

and during a stop munch our way

through Jane’s special brownies;

Lenny, our conductor, plucks a steel guitar

and yells, ‘Yo-delay, yo-delay, all aboard!’

Later, he hands me the day’s newspaper:

Russia’s invaded Crimea again.

If history comes first as tragedy, second as farce,

then what shall we call this third act

we’re trying so hard to survive in?

That evening, as we draw near to Chicago,

the passengers turn in unison

to face the horizon; I watch a burst

of dew crystallize in the crisp, purple air,

each droplet shining like a diamond

till it fades away in the distance.

‘How pretty,’ I think. The next day, Lenny

will tell me this could only mean one thing:

someone was flushing the toilet.