Contents

Author’s Note

1. Al

2. Behavior Problem

3. Get the Coffee

4. Mom

5. “I Understand”

6. “She’s Not a Girl, She’s a Raider”

7. Get the Sandwiches

8. Sharia Law

9. To Thine Own Self Be True

10. The Higgins Boat

11. That Baby’s Going to Canton

12. Counterclaim

13. Championship Game

14. It Was a Fumble

15. I Quit

16. He Wouldn’t Let Us Lose

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