Table of Contents

Title Page

Dedication

 

1 - Scratch ‘N’ Sniff

2 - Icy Silence

3 - The Wanderer

4 - Drivel

5 - Abandon Starbucks!

6 - Soap-Dodgers

7 - A Bucket in the Corner

8 - Maybe It’s the Drains

9 - A Little Bit of Drool

10 - Slightly Chewed

11 - Hair Pulling

12 - Pongy Pong

13 - Shut your Face!

14 - Lady and the Tramp

15 - Bath time

16 - Rule Britannia

17 - Collapsed Bouffant

18 - Rabbit Droppings

19 - Supertramp

20 - Grubby Toilet Roll

21 - Wet Wipe

22 - Long Lion Days

23 - Plastic Snowman

24 - Yuckety Yuck Yuck

25 - Black Leather Mistletoe

26 - Little Star

Acknowledgments