Hello Shirazheads in the United States of America!

’Ere, the lovely people at the publishing house have said I better explain some of the words I use in my diaries! They reckon I speak English, but just not English like anyone else they know does. Flaming cheek, eh?! Ha ha ha! So anyway, here’s a few words to help you out. I hope this allows you to enjoy my books more ’cos to be totally honest I spent a whole night doing it when I could have been round Carrie’s house eating noodles, getting my nails painted, and prank calling London Zoo, which we all know would have been way more fun. Keep it real blud!

Lots of love—Shizzlebizzlewoodxxxx