Meatman has been suspended from Mayflower Academy for two weeks.
I called Sean today and told him. Sean was in bed watching Season One of The OC on DVD and eating string cheese and feeling proper suicidal.
Sean says he ain’t never coming out of his house again until he knows he ain’t under threat or nothing. So I says, “Oh, come back Sean, I’ll be your bodyguard. I ain’t scared of Meatman.”
Then Sean laughed a bit and says, “I know you’re not scared of him, you loon. You’re proper hard as nails you are, princess.”
Sean says he’ll come back sometime soon but not today ’cos he’s bleaching his hair. I felt happier when he said he was bleaching his hair ’cos no one bothers to spend an hour wrapped in tinfoil just to kill themselves, do they?
Mr. Bamblebury and Ms. Bracket say we shouldn’t be discouraged by the near riot that broke out in our final “Increase the Peace” assembly. Mr. Bamblebury says, “All great journeys start with a few small steps.”
So I said, “Well, tell Sean Burton that, Mr. Bamblebury, ’cos he took more than a few small steps, in fact, he was well past the supermarket hiding in a Dumpster when I found him.” Joshua snorted Fanta down his nose when I said that.
Mr. Bamblebury just pretended to be deaf. He can’t handle me being real. I always keep it real. Joshua says my rap name would be MC Realize.