Carrie and Saf are going out together! They were working after school last night on some geography homework and Saf asked Carrie if he could have a snog and Carrie said yes and she gave him a quick snog but that was all so she reckons, although they are both now banned from the library for a week and the librarian has put a lock on the reserved book room closet.
Carrie and Saf are well loved-up together. They roll around on the common room sofas, cleaning out each other’s ears with their mouths and pawing each other. Joshua Fallow says it’s like refereeing one long World Wrestling Entertainment Smackdown. Joshua is bare jokes sometimes even though he is quite posh.
I went and ate my Chicken Chow Mein outside today ’cos of all the squelching. Me and my Wesley are never really like that. Not even when we first got off. We are more like best friends. I mean, it ain’t normal all that squelching, is it?