THURSDAY 15TH JANUARY

Lewis’s mother in Benidorm has agreed to give Cava-Sue and Lewis a loan to go traveling!!! They are leaving for Vietnam in two weeks! That’s two less people using the bathroom in the morning. Some mornings I don’t even get a shower before school! I just have to spray more deodorant on and hope for the best. I asked Mum if I can have Cava-Sue’s room and we can put in another bathroom. My mother just tutted and said, “A bathroom?!! Ha! Well I think we said goodbye to another bathroom the moment you gave poor Wesley the plumber the boot! Oh, and I saw him today outside Sears, by the way. He looked like death warmed up! You broke that one’s heart you did!”

I felt like crap when she said that. I’m guessing Wes has seen the photos on everyone’s MySpace of Joshua’s party. The ones where I’m snogging Josh.

Then Mum says, “So what does this new one of yours want to be then?” And I went red when she said that, ’cos I didn’t think she knew about Joshua, then I remembered that me, Murphy, and Cava-Sue all trade little bits of info to Mum in return for favors so I mumbled a bit and said, “’Erm I dunno what Joshua wants to be, a politician I think.” And my mother laughed and said, “Well if he’s got two faces and a slithering tail he’ll be fine.”

I tried calling Josh for a chat to cheer myself up, but his phone went straight to voicemail.