Well Friday the 13th was certainly proper unlucky for Carrie Draper today. She’s had an official warning from Mayflower Sixth Form about her attendance. Mr. Bamblebury has written to Barney and said that unless Carrie gets doctor’s notes to cover the “myriad of unfortunate allergies, infections, and trans-viral airbound superbugs she has suffered from this term,” then they will NOT put her in for her AS-Level exams.
Barney Draper has gone mental! He even tried to stop her seeing Saf, but then Carrie shouted at him that this was just typical of him using that to stop her dating Saf as he is SUCH A BLOODY RACIST!!! Then Barney, who isn’t a racist at all, totally caved in and let her out. Carrie says she don’t give a crap about Sixth Form. Carrie says that if Barney gives her his business she’s going to flog it and start up her own beauty school just like Tabitha Tennant.
I don’t think she was joking.