To play in a rugby team you need to possess certain physical and mental attributes. For example: fat bastards go to the forwards and handsome, quick bastards go to the backs.
Rugby can be a confusing game at the best of times. Our numbers go the opposite way, there are 30 blokes on the paddock at any one time and line-outs look like a white man’s attempt at an ancient African sacrificial ritual.
I’d be lying if I said I knew all the rules. I’d be lying again if I said I understood the rules.
But I do know positions – missionary, wheelbarrow and the Spiderman to name but a few. All 15 positions in a rugby team are crucial. They each play their own unique role and I’m here to explain to you just what makes each of them unique. You beauty!
