Scorpios are disruptive and cruel – and they like it that way. They spent their childhood pulling the wings off flies and now they feel hampered and restricted because they can’t do it as an adult. So they just go out of their way to irritate everyone around them. They like offending people and have no social graces whatsoever. They may well end up being assassinated. They are very argumentative.
They have lots and lots of really powerful emotions. Ones which would tear us apart. Scorpio instead thrives on them – they are all feelings of murder. Scorpio is a magnet for weak people. They collect weirdos and oddballs.
* Scorpio is a magnet for weak people
If you want a spy or an assassin, or an industrial espionage expert, then get yourself one of these. They won’t let you down. They can steal, kill, pillage and all with a smile. And whatever they do they’ll surprise you. They hate routine, and will go out of their way to be unconventional, inventive and wacky. They like to be seen as rebellious, debonair and suave. They are simply unpleasant and cruel.
* They like to be seen as rebellious, debonair and suave
They don’t like to be bored. If they are allowed to get bored then they can become quite spiteful. Out of this spitefulness comes a truly unpleasant and sadistic nature that revels in preying on the weak, the vulnerable and the defenceless – they like to inflict pain on helpless little creatures. Unfortunately, that means the rest of us.
They make bad enemies so don’t cross them. If they combine this enmity with criminal acts you have one of the most dangerous and ruthless gang leaders ever. But they will dress well and always have exquisitely polished shoes to do their kicking with.
They have terrible taste in art. They furnish their homes with too much red and black. They like to think this looks contemporary and cool. Instead it looks sinister and macabre. Don’t tell them this, they would think that was cool.
They are not good team players – too much resentment, and jealousy. Better to let them run their own business, however dubious that may be.
* They like to inflict pain on helpless little creatures. Unfortunately, that means the rest of us
Look, I don’t want to be unpleasant but Scorpio in love is something I don’t want to think about, let alone write about. It is simply too dark, too dirty, too close to the knuckle. They don’t have the same respect for the law as the rest of us and will happily commit every sexual taboo going, and a few that haven’t been invented yet.
* It is simply too dark, too dirty, too close to the knuckle
I’m not sure they are capable of falling in love. Falling in lust, yes, but love? I don’t think so. To fall in love you need a heart. They have a lump of ice there instead. Think James Bond here. Would he fall in love? Of course not. That’s the perfect kind of love affair for a Scorpio.
If they do fall in love with you then they will expect to possess and dominate you. They like to play complicated role-playing games – mostly where you have to wear tight restrictive clothes. If you like this slave-master relationship you will be very happy, just as long as you realize they will always be your master. Well, that is until they tire of you and then most slaves are dismissed.
They like to play complicated role-playing games
Dark, dangerous and sadistic. I once knew someone who wanted to sleep with a Scorpio and they asked me what sort of gift they should give them to make a good impression. I suggested a silk scarf. They duly bought one and it worked; the Scorpio tied them up and had their wicked way with them. And left them tied up! Now that’s really nasty.
If you are going to sleep with a Scorpio make sure you are fit and have endurance and stamina. They have super-human strength and will like to make love for very long periods of time. They like doing it in public places, like cinemas. They would do it in the street if they thought it would make them more alluring.
* They would do it in the street if they thought it would make them more alluring
As for what goes on in a Scorpio bedroom I don’t want to know. You go there but don’t tell me. They do make jealous lovers though, so don’t be unfaithful to them. If anyone is going to be unfaithful it will be them. They are even unfaithful to the ones they are being unfaithful with. If you do betray them – or they think you have – they will seek revenge and you will pay for it.
If you go into business with one of these you’ll get burnt. They are pretty ruthless. Employ one if you want a salesperson who will stop at nothing to make their targets.
They are capable of studying hard but I would keep a very close eye on them – they are rather too fond of bizarre chemistry and do seem to be addicted to the poison cupboard.
* They are rather too fond of bizarre chemistry and do seem to be addicted to the poison cupboard
Scorpios are passionate people and like their work to reflect this. If they do have a ‘normal’ job it will be one where they can work in the background and still be the star – a research scientist or an inventor. Just don’t expect them to invent or discover anything that benefits mankind.
If they have to have a career, and frankly they would rather inherit their wealth – then they do well in any field that involves secrets – a psychiatrist, a detective (think Sherlock Holmes), or even an undertaker. They do the dark and unsavoury jobs none of the rest of us would want to.