Aren’t you bored with all the astrology books that tell you what a nice person everyone is? Don’t you know, deep down, that there are some very unpleasant aspects to all our characters? Wouldn’t you like to know the truth about the other signs? What makes them tick? What their dirty little secrets are?
* Find out exactly what hidden demons lurk within other people’s psyches
Well now you can. In this wonderfully nasty book you can find out exactly what hidden demons lurk within other people’s psyches, and learn about the personalities of your friends and lovers, boss and colleagues – not to mention the nasty vices of your own sign. This book lifts the lid on real astrology – and dares to tell the truth. You’ll know exactly how everybody around you really thinks and feels – and what you could do with such valuable information.
This isn’t really a book to give to your friends – keep it for yourself. Read about the secrets that motivate others and you will quickly learn how to use this information to your advantage; how to push other people’s buttons, seduce them, win money at cards from them, get them to clean up after you, cook for you and generally become your slave.
* Read about the secrets that motivate others
Each sign is divided up into five sections – an introduction, personality, love, sex and business. You’ll soon learn what each sign is like when they fall in love, what they are like in bed and how they earn their money.
* Turn to your lover’s sign and see what makes them tick
Maybe you should reconsider reading your own sign. I know it is tempting – especially for Aries, pushy devils – but at least resist the urge to turn to your own first. Instead turn to your lover’s sign to see what makes them tick. Have a look at your employer’s, that’ll teach ‘em to be horrid to you. Look up your friends, you’ll see what they really think of the world.
Each section contains the real them, the person behind closed doors, the bits they never let you see. In the outside world we all wear a mask, but at home, on our own, in private, we take that mask off and what is revealed is worse than any Phantom of any opera. What you will find is the skull grinning, the monster unveiled, the deepest darkest secret us that we reveal to no one. Yuck, quite horrid. I say, don’t read your own sign. You’d never believe it anyway. You’d never believe that you could be revealed in all your glorious nastiness, that some one had peeped behind the mask and seen you without your makeup, unshaven, unwashed, unclean, undressed. What a revolting thought.
Have fun.
Richard MacDonald.
