FROM PANSIES (1929)

How Beastly the Bourgeois Is

              How beastly the bourgeois is

              especially the male of the species—

              Presentable, eminently presentable— shall I make you a present of him?

              Isn’t he handsome? Isn’t he healthy? Isn’t he a fine

              specimen? Doesn’t he look the fresh clean Englishman, outside? Isn’t it God’s own image? tramping his thirty miles a day after partridges, or a little rubber ball? wouldn’t you like to be like that, well off, and quite the

              thing?

              Oh, but wait!

              Let him meet a new emotion, let him be faced with another

              man’s need, let him come home to a bit of moral difficulty, let life face

              him with a new demand on his understanding and then watch him go soggy, like a wet meringue. Watch him turn into a mess, either a fool or a bully. Just watch the display of him, confronted with a new

              demand on his intelligence, a new life-demand.

              How beastly the bourgeois is especially the male of the species—

              Nicely groomed, like a mushroom standing there so sleek and erect and eyeable— and like a fungus, living on the remains of bygone life sucking his life out of the dead leaves of greater life than his own.

              And even so, he’s stale, he’s been there too long. Touch him, and you’ll find he’s all gone inside just like an old mushroom, all wormy inside, and hollow under a smooth skin and an upright appearance.

              Full of seething, wormy, hollow feelings

              rather nasty—

              How beastly the bourgeois is!

              Standing in their thousands, these appearances, in damp

              England what a pity they can’t all be kicked over like sickening toadstools, and left to melt back, swiftly into the soil of England.

Swan

                Far-off

                at the core of space

                at the quick

                of time

                beats

                and goes still

                the great swan upon the waters of all endings

                the swan within vast chaos, within the electron.

                For us

                no longer he swims calmly

                nor clacks across the forces furrowing a great gay trail

                of happy energy,

                nor is he nesting passive upon the atoms,

                nor flying north desolative icewards

                to the sleep of ice,

                nor feeding in the marshes,

                nor honking horn-like into the twilight.

                But he stoops, now in the dark upon us;

                he is treading our women and we men are put out as the vast white bird furrows our featherless women with unknown shocks

                and stamps his black marsh-feet on their white and marshy flesh.

The Noble Englishman

              I know a noble Englishman who is sure he is a gentleman, that sort—

              This moderately young gentleman is very normal, as becomes an Englishman, rather proud of being a bit of a Don Juan you know—

              But one of his beloveds, looking a little peaked towards the end of her particular affair with him said: Ronald, you know, is like most Englishmen, by instinct he’s a sodomist but he’s frightened to know it so he takes it out on women.

              Oh come! said I. That Don Juan of a Ronald!

              Exactly, she said. Don Juan was another of them, in love

              with himself and taking it out on women.

              Even that isn’t sodomitical, said I.

              But if a man is in love with himself, isn’t that the meanest form of homosexuality? she said.

              You’ve no idea, when men are in love with themselves,

              how they wreak all their spite on women, pretending to love them. Ronald, she resumed, doesn’t like women, just acutely

              dislikes them. He might possibly like men, if he weren’t too frightened

              and egoistic. So he very cleverly tortures women, with his sort of love. He’s instinctively frightfully clever. He can be so gentle, so gentle so delicate in his love-making.

              Even now, the thought of it bewilders me: such gentleness! Yet I know he does it deliberately, as cautiously and

              deliberately as when he shaves himself. Then more than that, he makes a woman feel he is serving her really living in her service, and serving her as no man ever served before.

              And then, suddenly, when she’s feeling all lovely about it suddenly the ground goes from under her feet, and she

              clutches in mid-air, but horrible, as if your heart would wrench out; while he stands aside watching with a superior little grin like some malicious indecent little boy. —No, don’t talk to me about the love of Englishmen!

Good Husbands Make Unhappy Wives

              Good husbands make unhappy wives

              so do bad husbands, just as often;

              but the unhappiness of a wife with a good husband

              is much more devastating

              than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband.

The Elephant is Slow to Mate

              The elephant, the huge old beast,

              is slow to mate; he finds a female, they show no haste

              they wait

              for the sympathy in their vast shy hearts slowly, slowly to rouse

              as they loiter along the river-beds and drink and browse

              and dash in panic through the brake of forest with the herd,

              and sleep in massive silence, and wake together, without a word.

              So slowly the great hot elephant hearts

              grow full of desire, and the great beasts mate in secret at last,

              hiding their fire.

              Oldest they are and the wisest of beasts

              so they know at last how to wait for the loneliest of feasts

              for the full repast.

              They do not snatch, they do not tear;

              their massive blood moves as the moon-tides, near, more near,

              till they touch in flood.

Self-Pity

              I never saw a wild thing

              sorry for itself.

              A small bird will drop frozen dead from a bough

              without ever having felt sorry for itself.

The Mess of Love

              We’ve made a great mess of love since we made an ideal of it.

              The moment I swear to love a woman, a certain woman,

              all my life that moment I begin to hate her.

              The moment I even say to a woman: I love you!— my love dies down considerably.

              The moment love is an understood thing between us, we

              are sure of it, it’s a cold egg, it isn’t love any more.

              Love is like a flower, it must flower and fade; if it doesn’t fade, it is not a flower,

              it’s either an artificial rag blossom, or an immortelle, for the cemetery.

              The moment the mind interferes with love, or the will fixes

              on it, or the personality assumes it as an attribute, or the ego

              takes possession of it, it is not love any more, it’s just a mess. And we’ve made a great mess of love, mind-perverted,

              will-perverted, ego-perverted love.

Red-Herring

              My father was a working man

              and a collier was he, at six in the morning they turned him down

              and they turned him up for tea.

              My mother was a superior soul

              a superior soul was she, cut out to play a superior role

              in the god-damn bourgeoisie.

              We children were the in-betweens

              little non-descripts were we, indoors we called each other you,

              outside, it was tha and thee.

              But time has fled, our parents are dead we’ve risen in the world all three;

              but still we are in-betweens, we tread between the devil and the deep cold sea.

              O I am a member of the bourgeoisie and a servant-maid brings me my tea—

              But I’m always longing for someone to say: ’ark ’ere, lad! atween thee an’ me

              they’re a’ a b—d—lot o’——s,

              an’ I reckon it’s nowt but right we should start an’ kick their——ses for ’em

              an’ tell ’em to——.

The Little Wowser

              There is a little wowser

              John Thomas by name, and for every bloomin’, mortal thing

              that little blighter’s to blame.

              It was ’im as made the first mistake

              of putting us in the world, forcin’ us out of the unawake,

              an’ makin’ us come uncurled.

              And then when you’re gettin’ nicely on

              an’ life seems to begin, that little bleeder comes bustin’ in

              with: Hello boy! what about sin?

              An’ then he leads you by the nose

              after a lot o’ women as strips you stark as a monkey nut

              an’ leaves you never a trimmin’.

              An’ then somebody has ter marry you

              to put him through ’is paces; then when John Thomas don’t worry you,

              it’s your wife, wi’ her airs an’ graces.

              I think of all the little brutes

              as ever was invented that little cod’s the holy worst.

              I’ve chucked him, I’ve repented.

To Women, as Far as I’m Concerned

              The feelings I don’t have I don’t have.

              The feelings I don’t have, I won’t say I have.

              The feelings you say you have, you don’t have.

              The feelings you would like us both to have, we neither of

              us have. The feelings people ought to have, they never have. If people say they’ve got feelings, you may be pretty sure

              they haven’t got them.

              So if you want either of us to feel anything at all you’d better abandon all idea of feelings altogether.

Can’t Be Borne

              Any woman who says to me —Do you really love me?— earns my undying detestation.

Basta!

              When a man can love no more and feel no more and desire has failed and the heart is numb

              then all he can do

              is to say: It is so!

              I’ve got to put up with it

              and wait.

              This is a pause, how long a pause I know not,

              in my very being.

Lizard

              A lizard ran out on a rock and looked up, listening

              no doubt to the sounding of the spheres.

              And what a dandy fellow! the right toss of a chin for you

              and swirl of a tail!

              If men were as much men as lizards are lizards

              they’d be worth looking at.

Conundrums

              Tell me a word

              that you’ve often heard,

              yet it makes you squint

              if you see it in print!

              Tell me a thing

              that you’ve often seen,

              yet if put in a book

              it makes you turn green!

              Tell me a thing

              that you often do,

              which described in a story

              shocks you through and through!

              Tell me what’s wrong

              with words or with you

              that you don’t mind the thing

              yet the name is taboo.

The Saddest Day

              ‘We climbed the steep ascent to heaven

                Through peril, toil and pain.

              O God to us may strength be given

                To scramble back again.’

              O I was born low and inferior

              but shining up beyond

              I saw the whole superior

              world shine like the promised land.

              So up I started climbing

              to join the folks on high,

              but when at last I got there

              I had to sit down and cry.

              For it wasn’t a bit superior,

              it was only affected and mean;

              though the house had a fine interior

              the people were never in.

              I mean, they were never entirely

              there when you talked to them;

              away in some private cupboard

              some small voice went: Ahem!

              Ahem! they went. This fellow

              is a little too open for me;

              with such people one has to be careful

              though, of course, we won’t let him see!—

              And they thought you couldn’t hear them

              privately coughing: Ahem!

              And they thought you couldn’t see them

              cautiously swallowing their phlegm!

              But of course I always heard them,

              and every time the same.

              They all of them always kept up their sleeve

              their class-superior claim.

              Some narrow-gutted superiority,

              and trying to make you agree,

              which, for myself, I couldn’t,

              it was all cat-piss to me.

              And so there came the saddest day

              when I had to tell myself plain:

              the upper classes are just a fraud,

              you’d better get down again.