4
Enter the Dragon and Let the Circus Begin
Three days later, 2:00 p.m., Mr. Kurosawa’s private casino
I leaned against Mr. Kurosawa’s white marble bar. It was cold, and right now his private casino within the much larger Japanese Circus compound had to be a hundred degrees. I eyed the tray of champagne flutes sitting just a hand’s reach away. I was tempted—they’d be cold too. Unfortunately I needed to keep a clear head, since Lady Siyu was hell-bent on blaming everything that had gone wrong these past two weeks on me.
This was exactly why I never used to meet my clients in person.
“Look, the problem wasn’t me being there. The problem was they were looking for me before I even stepped on the plane for Morocco,” I said, and checked the front door again. Still no Rynn. Damn it, he was supposed to be at these debriefings . . .
Lady Siyu hissed softly and strode across the private casino floor towards me, her heels clicking against the gold-flecked black marble tiles; they were part of the redesign, since the previous wooden floors had burned to a crisp. If I hadn’t known any better, I’d never have guessed that this place had been a broiling inferno three months ago. Even the slot machines looked as good as they had before the fire. Not a trace of soot or smoke, not even singed wood. It was as if nothing had happened. Every piece back in its place, every last damned soul . . .
Lady Siyu carried a heavy manila folder between her red lacquered fingernails. Today she looked less the geisha and more the businesswoman, dressed in a black pencil skirt, matching jacket, white shirt, and a simple gold pendant in the shape of a twined serpent. She also wore a pair of darkened sunglasses even though the light in the room was already candlelight dim.
Not surprising though. Lady Siyu was a Naga, a half snake, half . . . well, not human . . . let’s go with really mean female version of the species. The brown eyes she wore, part of her human façade, tended to slide back to yellow snake slits when her temper got the better of her . . . which was most of the time she had to deal with me; hence the dark sunglasses.
Before Oricho, the previous head of Mr. Kurosawa’s security, had tried to kill his boss and take any and every supernatural in a hundred-mile radius with him, he’d hinted that Lady Siyu’s hatred of me had to do with her dislike of conversations containing anything more than the bare minimum of necessary syllables. I also figured it had something to do with me trying to blame Oricho’s coup on her . . . and harpooning her tail probably hadn’t helped.
Mostly though, Lady Siyu just didn’t like humans.
The feeling was mutual—about Nagas, I mean, not other humans.
In fact, I’m pretty sure most human resource divisions on the planet had rules in place to ensure employees like me and Lady Siyu never stood in the same room together.
I sighed. Of course Oricho, the one half-decent supernatural under Mr. Kurosawa’s employ, had to be a murderous supernatural sociopath. Figured.
Lady Siyu halted in front of me and lifted a corner of her red lacquered lip, exposing a fang as she removed a photograph from the folder. “You were instructed to maintain a low profile,” she said.
“I was maintaining a low profile,” I replied. “What you’re referring to is what we humans call running for our lives.”
She arched a black eyebrow over the top of her sunglasses and slid the photograph across the bar. “Then how do you explain this?”
I glanced over at Mr. Kurosawa. He was still sitting on his white leather couch with his back to me.
I took the photo. It was time-stamped three days ago and showed me in an Egyptian bar, a jar of pickled eggs held over my head, ready to launch.
I held the photo up. “Oh come on. They were already after me when they took this.”
Lady Siyu’s expression darkened. “That is still no excuse to give the International Archaeology Association a photo opportunity.” She tossed the rest of the folder on the table for me.
“Where’s Rynn? Isn’t he supposed to be at these debriefings?”
“The incubus is indisposed.”
Fucking fantastic. Leave me to navigate these two on my own, because that never led to disaster. Only the casino almost burning to the ground.
I flipped open the cover.
Reports on my whereabouts the last month, plane tickets under my aliases . . . there was even a list of artifacts I’d potentially stolen. A few of them were dead-on, a few were absent, and the rest were damn good guesses.
Creepy? Definitely, but even I had to admit a part of me was impressed. “Where the hell did these come from?” I asked.
Lady Siyu arched one of her perfect eyebrows. “I find it interesting that only when something threatens to impede your thieving habits you rear your self-absorbed mind from whatever ditch it lies in.”
I looked up from the papers and photographs. “Dear God, that was multiple syllables.”
Lady Siyu looked like she was about to throttle me. “Necessary to convey your complete lack of judgment.”
“Hey, it’s not my fault the IAA decided this was the month to remember they had a rogue archaeologist!” I held up the catalogued thefts. “You want someone to blame? Try all these jobs you’ve had me doing—”
Mr. Kurosawa let out a sharp breath, calling me and Lady Siyu to silence. I froze and did my best not to make a sound. The last time I’d managed to piss off Mr. Kurosawa, I’d ended up almost dead; I would have been if not for Oricho. Rynn might be head of security—albeit temporarily—but he wasn’t here to help me if I screwed things up.
Considering the way Lady Siyu was eyeing me, I wondered if that was on purpose.
Mr. Kurosawa stood and straightened his suit before turning around.
In human form he was average height, medium build, and not particularly memorable—except for the telltale waxy red tinge to his skin. Dragons in general take a lot of concentration to hold other forms well, even more so when they were pissed or irritated. The red skin was a tell, if you like, and a far sight better than destroying a suit worth more than most of his employees’ annual salaries. Myths and legends get a lot of things wrong when it comes to supernatural monsters, but the one about dragons hoarding their treasure is true.
Mr. Kurosawa nodded to Lady Siyu and said something in the language I’d come to call “supernatural common”—though it has been strongly suggested by Rynn that I never repeat that term ever again on pain of death by said insulted supernaturals.
Whatever Mr. Kurosawa told her, Lady Siyu spun on her heels and beat a hasty retreat through the maze of slot machines. I noted he hadn’t bothered to hide his black, whiteless eyes. That didn’t bode well.
Mr. Kurosawa regarded me before retrieving two glasses of champagne and handing me one. I took it; you don’t refuse a dragon.
He raised his glass and said, “I believe two successful acquisitions in a row deserve some praise.” I followed suit, remembered that poisoning me was a waste of time. Like Rynn said, if Mr. Kurosawa or Lady Siyu wanted to kill me, they’d do it themselves. I downed the glass in one shot to calm my nerves, glad I hadn’t taken one earlier.
“The IAA has always had a passing interest in you, if I recall our research before approaching you with my offer,” Mr. Kurosawa said.
I shook my head and placed the empty champagne flute back on the bar. “Passing is the operative word. Oh I’m sure they’d love to make an example out of me, but—and no offense to the things you’ve had me fetching—compared to the supernatural stuff they’re trying to shove under the rug, I barely merit a memo.”
Mr. Kurosawa nodded, in thought. “What kind of contact did you have with the IAA while in Egypt?”
“Besides them shooting and me running?” I shrugged. “We didn’t exactly have time for small talk.”
The black eyes focused back on me, and the start of a frown touched Mr. Kurosawa’s face. “I see. Please, humor me. Start at the beginning and relate the events in Egypt to me.”
I shrugged. “Well, they were ready for me in Alexandria,” I said, and related the chase, the riots. Mr. Kurosawa ignored me until I got to the part about the theft. “Between trading insults and running into Benji, I got the impression they were pretty pissed about one of my recent acquisitions.”
“Which piece?”
I shook my head. “The IAA wouldn’t tell me, and Benji didn’t know.”
“Are you certain of this, Owl?” Mr. Kurosawa said.
I shrugged again. “As sure as I can be without knocking on their front door and asking.”
His upper lip twitched, but whether in amusement or irritation I couldn’t be sure. “Perhaps,” he said.
Perhaps? What kind of statement was that?
Before I could probe further, Mr. Kurosawa snapped his fingers, and I heard the click of heels somewhere back behind the recesses of the slot machine maze.
“You have the Medusa head?” Mr. Kurosawa asked.
I nodded and wrapped my fingers around the gold-and-emerald figurehead in my pocket. I’d spent some time examining the Medusa head on the plane ride back. Out of all the things to go after in Egypt, why the hell this had piqued Mr. Kurosawa’s interest escaped me. There was equivalent stuff to be found on the black market, worth more money and easier to get hold of. Maybe Mr. Kurosawa would actually tell me what he wanted with this round of artifacts. I didn’t hold my breath on that though.
“Two acquisitions in one trip, both the Medusa head and the Moroccan death mask. I am impressed.”
Yeah, he’d said that already . . . this time I felt the “but” sliding in there.
“The incubus reports he was not happy with your alteration of plans.”
There it was. “He usually isn’t,” I said.
Mr. Kurosawa gave me a measured stare before retrieving a tablet from the mirrored coffee table I hadn’t seen before. “In this case, I agree with his assessment. As much as I appreciate your independence as a contractor, you will notify him from now on with any changes to your plans.”
Great, Rynn had looped Mr. Kurosawa into this. Fantastic . . .
I opened my mouth to argue, but before I could say anything, Mr. Kurosawa glanced back up from the coffee table, his black eyes carrying a warning. “Consider this a protection of assets, not meddling in your affairs. You ending up dead from your own recklessness is bad for business.”
I bit my tongue. He might look human, but he wasn’t. Dragons were volatile, powerful supernatural entities prone to eating people who pissed them off—especially thieves. This was not the battle to draw my lines over, even though this felt less like a security concern and more like a land grab for my autonomy. And, as Rynn demonstrated, my friends were getting in on it too.
The click of Lady Siyu’s heels filled the room as she rounded the row of slot machines, balancing a silver tray, which she extended towards me.
Mr. Kurosawa arched an eyebrow at me, his black eyes lending the gesture an ominous effect. “I believe you have Caracalla’s Medusa head for me.”
One minute I was being chastised for going to Alexandria, the next I was being asked to hand over the treasure . . .
Sometimes there’s only one way to make a client happy: give them whatever the hell they want.
I stuffed my pride and handed over the gold Medusa head to Lady Siyu on a silver platter. Assholes . . .
“Not a scratch,” I said, dropping it onto the silver tray so it made a soft clank.
Lady Siyu arched an eyebrow, and the corner of her mouth twitched before she turned on her heels and disappeared back into the casino’s dark recesses.
“In answer to your question about the photographs,” Mr. Kurosawa said, pulling me back from fantasizing about Lady Siyu tripping headlong over her stiletto heels and swallowing the damn gold head. “We intercepted a third party working on behalf of the IAA.”
That didn’t sound right. The IAA was a clandestine network with its very own spy ring. I’d never heard of them hiring third-party clandestine organizations to do their work for them. “Who?” I said.
“That is a very good question. Lady Siyu is still investigating. They are very adept at covering their tracks. We only intercepted these through the IAA communication lines.”
“As you can imagine, this raises concern for us. Mr. Kurosawa’s job offer made allowances for the vampires, not the IAA,” Lady Siyu said, slinking back out of the shadows. The silver tray was gone, but this time she held a larger, thicker folder between her red lacquered nails, which she handed to Mr. Kurosawa with a light bow before taking up station back by the bar.
I felt a chill run down my spine. If they terminated our contract because I was a fuckup, my protection from Alexander and the Paris boys was over. Lady Siyu would probably give Alexander a heads-up too.
Mr. Kurosawa held out the file and nodded for me to take it. “I believe the IAA’s renewed interest in you has something to do with this. Please take a look and tell me if any of it looks familiar,” he said, and I noted his skin had turned a deep shade of red, and smoke now rolled off his skin and poured out through his nose.
I opened the file. The first page was an aerial photograph of a mountainous desert region, with a single location outlined in red, accompanied by a series of numbers and letters etched along the side in handwriting. Satellite pictures . . . I wondered whether Mr. Kurosawa’s casino empire branched into media and communications. I flipped to the next page and found the legend to the letters and numbers. Coordinates for burial sites and time-line references. A second photograph was clipped to that, showing a pixelated close-up of the region circled in red.
“Wait a minute,” I said. It was a little out of focus, but the structure and cave-spotted cliff were familiar—there were only a handful of places with settlements like that on the planet. I glanced up at Mr. Kurosawa and tapped the stone buildings jutting out of the side of the cliff like some forlorn ruined castle. “This is Deir Mar Musa, the Monastery of Saint Moses the Abyssinian, outside Damascus in Syria. It’s named after an Ethiopian prince who ran away from home to become a monk during the sixth century.”
Lady Siyu snorted. “He was sainted for running away?”
“No, you don’t get sainted for running away from your problems—otherwise everybody’d be a saint. You get sainted for getting killed running away from your problems. Slight distinction, I know, but it’s the Catholics’ way of appreciating real commitment. In this case, it was the Byzantines who helped martyr him, and even that changes depending on which legend you buy into. Half of them say Moses was Ethiopian royalty and the other half claim he was an escaped Egyptian slave turned thief. Depends who’s telling and which version suits their moral agenda.”
Mr. Kurosawa cleared his voice. I took that as a hint to get back on track.
I flipped a few more pages to see what the hell else had been jammed in there. Dig site records going back to the early 1950s, when the site had been discovered, printouts of reports, inventory of the murals . . . Jesus, these were the original IAA records, stamp and all. IAA archives were notorious to get into—like a Fort Knox for dig site files. Nadya and I stuck to the outer university department databases if we needed records, and even that came with pretty significant risks.
“Where and how did you get your hands on their archives—” I started to ask, then shook my head. “Scratch that, I don’t want to know the answer, do I?”
Following the photographs of the Syria dig site were lists of IAA inventory, mostly photographs of the medieval murals dating back to the eleventh and twelfth centuries. Interesting stuff, but not worth the time of most real collectors . . . unless they were after the actual murals.
Difficult but doable.
I came across the most recent set of dig notes and photographs. Their dates indicated they’d been taken in the last few months.
I glanced up. Mr. Kurosawa was watching me impassively. “This can’t be right. The IAA pulled out of the monastery two years ago when the Syrian civil war sparked.” Supernatural entities were one thing—that went with the territory—but wars and politics were things the IAA avoided. Better to leave supernatural things buried so they didn’t get caught in the crossfire.
Mr. Kurosawa’s black eyes regarded me, and his mouth set in an unreadable expression. “I assure you, those are accurate. We are not in the habit of acquiring false documentation.”
What the hell had brought them back to the monastery in the middle of the Syrian civil war? Besides a few frescoes painted by Christian priests, there wasn’t anything of value. Hell, if it was frescoes you wanted, I had a line on some of Michelangelo’s submerged under Venice, buried when they filled up all the wells during World War II.
There had to be something more to reopening the dig than a couple of twelfth-century Catholic frescoes . . .
The next set of photographs wasn’t of the monastery, though. They were close-ups of the surrounding hillside, with hollows and rock formations highlighted in color-coded ink, probably for cross-checking in someone’s legend. I found a collection of recent sketches of the surrounding hills, indicating a collection of stone circles that hadn’t been visible in earlier photos. Tombs or burial sites maybe.
The next few pages read like an IAA handbook example on how to document a site, mapping the tunnels and caves that ran underneath the monastery. Items had been pulled out of the tunnels recently and were catalogued—stone tools, flint pieces, stone bowls, even a carved fertility idol or two. My throat went dry as I noted the carbon dating on the stone tools and rock structures . . . 10,000 BC. Neolithic. They’d uncovered another Neolithic site—an advanced one. If the flint tools and bowls were any indication, very advanced, considering the initial carbon dating.
“Son of a bitch, the bastards found something.” I held out the dig diagram and photos for Mr. Kurosawa. He glanced at them, then back up at me, awaiting an explanation.
“They aren’t interested in the monastery,” I said. “Those tunnels and stone structures? That’s what they’re really after. They’re Neolithic, over ten thousand years old. That region of the Levant would make them the Qaraoun, an advanced culture of the late Stone Age. Think after we figured out farming, but before we traded in the chipped stone tools for bronze weapons.” Though for all I knew about the life span of dragons, Mr. Kurosawa might have been around for that.
No wonder the IAA had wandered back into a war zone to excavate. They weren’t looking at the stone circles either; they were excavating the tombs. And from the sketches and photos, there had to be hundreds of them. . . .
A pit formed in the bottom of my stomach. Something I’d read about the monastery being abandoned in the mid-nineteenth century, and details over the deaths of a 1950s archaeology expedition reared its ugly head from the recesses of my buried grad school memories . . .
I started flipping through the pages at a faster rate. It had to be in here somewhere. Part of me hoped it was just my imagination and lack of sleep playing tricks on me.
There it was, buried halfway through the bulky folder, little more than a footnote copied from a textbook. A brief history of the dig site and a nickname taken from a piece of Arabic graffiti carved into the stone over one of the archways back in the 1950s, when it’d first been discovered: City of the Dead.
Shit.
Both Mr. Kurosawa and Lady Siyu were still regarding me, as if I were a rat in a maze. “Look, if they found what I think they’ve found, this is bad.” As in stay the hell away from the Middle East for a while bad. “They shouldn’t even be there. Even if they’ve uncovered Neolithic remains, every tenured professor in the IAA knows the Syrian monastery is off-limits for extensive digs.”
“And why exactly is that, thief?” Lady Siyu said, taking a step closer. It wasn’t my imagination; both Lady Siyu and Mr. Kurosawa were studying me a little too closely. I brushed the observation off—one thing at a time, Owl.
“Because it’s too dangerous.” I spread some sheets out across the bar. “What’s missing from all these files is the recent history of the monastery. Either whoever you had steal these files missed them, or some idiot in the IAA misplaced them. In 1850, the monastery was suddenly abandoned by all its inhabitants. Every monk, every person in the neighboring village, vanished.”
“The area has been war torn for many centuries. Abandoning a remote location is nothing of value,” Mr. Kurosawa said.
“Except that people didn’t leave because of war. Every last one died of an unknown plague that wasted its victims until they were little more than breathless, sweating husks. Which, if whoever got you these files had bothered to do their homework, you’d know from the church records.”
Mr. Kurosawa inclined his head and exchanged a glance with Lady Siyu before nodding for me to continue.
“The disease started in the monastery and spread to the surrounding village. The monks tried to flee at first, but out of fear villagers forced them back, locking them inside, never to reopen. A hundred years later, when visiting archaeologists heard the story, they started to poke around and went looking for the tunnels the dying priests raved about on their deathbeds. Every last one of them died as well.”
“The imaginations and ravings of madmen are not proof. People die all the time. It’s one of the many weaknesses of your species—the most exploitable, in my opinion,” Mr. Kurosawa said.
Was I ever glad I paid attention in history class. Thank a morbid fascination with ancient things that can kill me so I can stay away from them.
“Well, you’ll be happy to know the next team who came along in the early eighties agreed with you. Until they fell sick and the researcher in charge had time to make one very delirious phone call about temples and sacrilege before they all died. Right after coming into contact with the Neolithic pieces brought up from the tunnels by the monks and left by the altar.” I rifled through the photographs until I found what I was looking for. “The City of the Dead was one of the first documented cases of a modern-day supernatural plague.” I held up the photograph showing the pieces the 1980 team had come into contact with. “The place is cursed.”
Lady Siyu stopped me with a sharp hiss and strode over. I noticed she was carrying a digital tablet. “We do not care about the site or what the IAA cares to waste its archaeologists’ lives on. What we do care about is why pieces from the city are turning up in private collections.”
“That’s . . . impossible,” I said. My issues with the IAA could fill a book, but they knew how to keep a lid on dangerous artifacts.
She handed me the tablet. “See for yourself,” she said.
Two images were already open on the screen. The first was a head shot of an attractive redheaded woman whom I recognized as Daphne Sylph, an actress from the early ’80s who was more famous for looking like she hadn’t aged a day than for any of her forgettable films; the second was a clip from an article covering an L.A. charity party Daphne held for helping communities in the developing worlds, and which featured her own private collection of artifacts.
There were photographs of three artifacts sitting in a case. I scrolled down to a series of close-ups: a stone chisel described as “mega-Neolithic chipped flint,” followed by a piece of a very well-preserved carved stone bowl and a bronze sword.
“Shit.” I switched back to the folder and pulled out the inventory from the latest IAA dig. The pieces were uncannily close to the ones catalogued . . . so close that if I had to bet on the pieces being the same . . .
“OK, you may be on to something—” I started, then stopped midsentence when I caught sight of Mr. Kurosawa’s red face and Lady Siyu’s hint of fang.
“Now I ask you once again, Owl, why do you suppose the IAA has orchestrated this manhunt?”
“Thief,” Lady Siyu added.
Oh hell no . . . Despite the heat in the room, my skin chilled. They’d both moved in closer, as if I’d somehow turned into prey in the last five seconds.
“Woah, now wait just a minute,” I said. “You think it was me?”
“It would explain why the IAA was so persistent in Egypt.” Mr. Kurosawa smiled, and I caught sight of black serrated teeth. Shit, this was not good. Now I knew why Rynn hadn’t been invited to the party.
I took a step back, but I was already at the bar. “OK, just because the IAA thinks I stole something doesn’t mean I did. You couldn’t pay me enough to go into that city—it’s cursed.” I hopped up onto the bar and swung my legs over. I didn’t think I could make it to any of the doors, but at least it gave me time to shoot my mouth off.
“That is your specialty, is it not? Sneaking into their dig sites and taking things from right under their noses?” Lady Siyu said.
“OK, yes—” In fact, the theft did have my signature all over it, and so did the others Benji had pointed out . . . “But this is someone else.”
Lady Siyu hissed and dragged a claw across the stone bar as she walked around, effectively cutting off any hope of exit.
Appealing to my innocence was only pushing the conversation in the wrong direction. Think, Owl, there has to be something that shows you didn’t do it. Unfortunately, the time line was no damn good. The fact that I’d been in Morocco, Algiers, and Egypt only made me look more guilty—which was why the IAA had figured it had to have been me, and falling for the Algiers bait had only confirmed I’d been in the area. All right, what about the job itself?
Lady Siyu hissed and flashed her fangs, as if about to strike.
Something to hold her off . . . matches? No, that’d just piss her off . . . I spotted the soda gun in the well—what was it Rynn had said about Nagas being more like salamanders than snakes? Something about their skin and scales being sensitive to acid rain . . . Worth a shot. I grabbed the soda gun and held it out towards her. She snorted. Not exactly spectacular self-defense on my part, but she did narrow her eyes at the soda gun.
OK, think. If I were the thief—and, for the record, I’m not—how the hell would I do it, assuming getting into the dig was the least of my worries? From what I could tell, the real thief hadn’t had any trouble in that department, otherwise the IAA would never have suspected me. Moving the artifacts across two continents would be where I’d get twitchy. I wouldn’t risk a flight out of Syria, not even chartered. With the site open the IAA would be on high alert for anything that could release a supernatural plague.
A boat would work, but not through the Mediterranean—too obvious. Maybe by the Red Sea or Persian Gulf—or just head south, then fly out of Africa . . .
The point is it’d take me a minimum of two weeks to get it to the continental US.
Lady Siyu lunged at me, spitting venom. I yelled and fired. Club soda shot out, drenching the front of her suit. The skin around the neck of her shirt and below her cuffs began to turn a slow shade of red. She shrieked, but jumped back. After the shock vanished, the look she gave me was pure death.
Talk fast, Alix, before she strikes again. “Wait! I can prove I didn’t do it!” I said. Lady Siyu wasn’t interested in hearing. She hissed and strode towards me, knocking the soda gun out of my hands. I backed into the corner and braced myself. Oh hell, this was going to hurt.
But before Lady Siyu reached me, Mr. Kurosawa barked out a command—or that’s what I assumed it was, considering I don’t understand a goddamn word of supernatural common. Lady Siyu froze less than a foot away from me, close enough that I could smell the perfume trailing off her skin and feel her breath on my face. Everything went very still. Especially me.
“Explain, Owl,” Mr. Kurosawa said.
I took a deep breath and tried to steady my heart. “OK, first, the time line doesn’t match up with me being in North Africa. Yes, I was there, but I would have to have already been at the Syrian dig site two weeks ago, minimum. I was in Vegas,” I said, and explained my logic of how the theft was pulled off using a route through Africa.
Mr. Kurosawa seemed to consider it, which raised Lady Siyu’s skepticism.
“You expect us to believe the thief would have to circumvent the IAA after stealing artifacts from their midst?” she said.
God, I wish I could wipe that sneer off her face. If it wasn’t for the fangs . . .
I held up a hand. “Despite what you two would like to think, the IAA actually knows what they’re doing when it comes to covering up the supernatural. They’ll be looking for these—” I pointed to the objects on the tablet. “And if they haven’t found them already, they will soon, courtesy of Daphne Sylph.”
Mr. Kurosawa spoke to Lady Siyu in supernatural. Normally the routine is Lady Siyu nods and slithers off into some dark hole—and yes, I’m proud of myself for that one. This time she spat back.
Only when Mr. Kurosawa turned a deeper shade of red and barked out another command did Lady Siyu back down, though if I was any judge, she wasn’t too fucking happy about it.
Mr. Kurosawa focused his attention back on me. He indicated the couch opposite the mirrored coffee table. I took the seat—and promptly downed a second glass of champagne as he settled back. Thin line between calm and buzzed be damned.
“Lady Siyu thinks I should let her kill you,” he said, smoke billowing out of his nose. “Though I will admit, your current argument is compelling, if not convincing.”
“No offense, but I think she’ll take any excuse she can get to kill me.”
A slow smile spread across his face, and I noted his teeth had shifted back to the white, human-looking version. “It is as you say. So, tell me, if I entertain the notion that you are not the thief, who is?”
I wracked my head for any other antiquities thieves who could have pulled it off. Unfortunately, none of the good ones that came to mind were stupid enough to touch the city. They all valued their skins too much. “Whoever did this is very good,” I said tentatively.
“Better than you?”
I weighed that one carefully. Whoever had pulled it off had managed to convince both the IAA and Lady Siyu it was me. Even if it wasn’t on purpose, that meant they had to be as good as me, maybe better, since I was the only thief in anyone’s crosshairs.
“Let’s just say they’d have to be good enough to get by the IAA, and dumb enough to go after the city.”
Mr. Kurosawa reached for a glass containing a deep red liquid, wine maybe—or something else dragons ate. Vampires weren’t the only supernaturals fond of blood. “Lady Siyu’s contacts insist that very thief could only be you.”
I shook my head. “I’m not that stupid.”
His smile widened as he took another sip. “That, as you might say, is a matter of opinion. One that is currently divided in my house. I do not like a divided house.”
God, I hate supernatural logic. The equation here was simple; they were supernatural, I was human. My existence was currently presenting both a benefit and a problem. Things don’t stand in tandem for long. I either helped make the problem go away, or before long the inconvenience would start to outbalance the benefit.
And I doubted very much Lady Siyu really thought I was the thief: she just wanted an excuse to kill me, and this was the first chance—lately—to fall in her lap.
“Since we are divided,” Mr. Kurosawa continued, “here is my compromise. First, you will go to Los Angeles and retrieve every piece from this collector.”
OK, B&Es were not exactly my specialty, but I could handle it if it meant Lady Siyu didn’t get to eviscerate me.
“Second, since someone did remove those artifacts from the city, and you are currently our only suspect, I require you to find the real thief.”
“If such a human exists,” Lady Siyu added.
OK . . . a little more difficult. Like I said, whoever this thief was, they were good enough that I had no leads. “And if I can’t find out who it is?”
“Then I will have no choice but to revisit Lady Siyu’s evidence.”
I stopped myself just short of swearing. Great. Just what I fucking needed. If I couldn’t find out who did take the artifacts, I’d be back up on the plate for slaughter.
Mr. Kurosawa stood and straightened his suit. “Since Lady Siyu is occupied, I will lead you to the entrance myself.”
I figured that was more so Lady Siyu didn’t accidently kill me. I didn’t see Mr. Kurosawa leading many mice out of the mousetrap.
I followed close on his heels. Getting lost amongst the slot machines was a bad idea. It looked straightforward enough, but when I glanced back over my shoulder, I could have sworn the machines changed their arrangement. Some kind of magic-induced maze. Contrary to popular belief, I do in fact learn from my mistakes. I wouldn’t make a very good enslaved soul. Especially not one trapped in a slot machine.
I’d probably just start hoarding treasure behind his back . . .
We reached the heavy black doors painted with red Japanese characters. “Lady Siyu will forward you documentation we’ve collected on the thefts, and the incubus will accompany you to Los Angeles,” Mr. Kurosawa said as the doors swung open as if of their own volition.
Yup, I’d seen that one coming too.
“Things will not go well if you do not find me the thief. We supernaturals agree with the IAA in that we do not wish to be exposed to the human population at large.”
Mostly because I didn’t dare turn my back on Mr. Kurosawa, I bowed to him and watched as he retreated back into the casino.
Before he stepped into the slot machine maze, he stopped.
Reflex kicked in, and I started to gauge how fast I could get to the elevators . . .
But Mr. Kurosawa didn’t attack. Instead, he said, “You are correct in your assessment of the City of the Dead. Keep in mind that even we supernaturals sometimes lose places for a reason.”
And with that, he was gone, and the black doors slammed shut behind me. I headed to the elevators and called Nadya.
“Alix, I’m relaxing. I don’t want to hear about any more disasters for the next three hours, preferably after I’ve convinced the attractive Japanese bartender Rynn hired to come over and say hello.”
“Seriously?”
She sighed. “Just tell me what is so important you are interrupting my quiet afternoon.”
“What do you know about the Syrian City of the Dead?”
There was a pause on the other end. “Enough to know if you’re the one asking it counts as an imminent disaster.”
“Yeah, well the good news is it wasn’t me.”
“Bad news?”
“Someone beat me to it and everyone thinks it’s me.”
Nadya swore. “Meet me down by the pool.”
I hung up and rode the elevator down. I really hoped Nadya had some candidates for the theft, because I had no plans of letting Lady Siyu gut me.