Safely inside the Spaceheadz' house, Bob and Jennifer and Major Fluffy fed on video from their array of screens while they asked Michael K. questions.

“So other persons sometimes make themselves look like Santa?” said Bob.

“Yes,” said Michael K.

“But they are not Santa,” said Jennifer.

“No,” said Michael K.

“Eeeek?” said Major Fluffy.

Michael K. didn’t have his Fluffy translator, so he shrugged.

Bob and Jennifer and Major Fluffy thought about this for a moment.

Finally Bob said, “This is very strange. And not Naturally Flavored. But everything you tell us, Michael K., we believe.”

Venus whispered behind Michael K., “Do not get started on the Tooth Fairy or the Easter Bunny.”

“Ho, ho, ho,” said Michael K. “Ho, ho, ho.”

“We’ll see you in class tomorrow,” said Venus.

And she got Michael K. out of there before he said anything else.