LadySlang Dicktionary

Askhole (n.) A person who constantly asks for your advice yet always does the complete opposite of what you tell them to do.

Bitchcraft (n.) The art of being a total bitch for no reason, often practicing acts of upsetting people just for the hell of it.

Cuntstipated (adj.) Experiencing emotional or spiritual blockage caused by having to deal with too many cunts in one day.

Dicknotized (adj.) Starting to catch feelings for the guy because the dick is so good.

Dickpressed (adj.) Being sad or depressed from the lack of dick in your life.

Dicksand (n.) The female version of being “whipped.” Much like quicksand, dicksand is what girls get caught in when they’re obsessed with their crush, boyfriend, husband, or anyone giving them dick.

Fuckening (n.) A day of reckoning that occurs when things have been going too well and then some shit finally goes down.

Garbae (n.) Your bae, but he’s trash.

Hangxiety (n.) The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience after a night of binge drinking. Hangover-induced anxiety.

Hatfish (n.) A person who is attractive only when wearing a hat.

Highdea (n.) An idea or insight you have when you are high. For the duration of being high, it is a truly profound, original, and genius idea, but it makes zero sense the next day.

Hoement (n.) A moment when a lady renders herself a ho.

Hoetivities (n.) A collection of hoements.

Jactivities (n.) Activities Jac loves, such as day-drinking, adventuring, and traveling.

Justache (n.) Justin Bieber’s mustache.

Keltdown (n.) A Keltie-style meltdown.

Mimbo (n.) A male bimbo.

Porkfolio (n.) A collection of dick pics that girls save for later hilarity.

Rolodicks (n.) A phone directory of male cohorts who can quickly be contacted for sexual activities.

Sadsturbation (n.) Masturbating while sad.

Saltmates (n.) Two like-minded people who, like soul mates, enjoy being salty as fuck together.

Screwvenir (n.) A souvenir you steal from someone you sleep with.

Sexico (n.) Any tropical destination where couples go annually to reignite their sex life.

Sexorcism (n.) The act of having intercourse with someone in order to move on from an ex.

Tampnesia (n.) Forgetting a tampon inside of you for an extended period of time.

Trashback (n.) A flashback to a trash ex.

Vag-enius (n.) A man who is highly educated in the workings and art of the vagina.

Vajourney (n.) Any sexual adventure led by your vagina.

Yesterbae (n.) An ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, ex-crush, or former hookup.