8. How to Know If You’re Dead

* No matter, for Whytt could have kept his appointment book full with no other patient besides himself. According to R. K. French’s biography of Whytt in the Wellcome Institute of the History of Medicine series, edited by F. N. L. Poynter, M.D., the physician suffered from gout, spastic bowels, “frequent flatulence,” a “disordered stomach,” “wind in the stomach,” nightmares, giddiness, faintness, depression, diabetes, purple discolorations of the thighs and lower legs, coughing fits “producing a thick phlegm,” and, according to two of Whytt’s colleagues, hypochondria. When he died, at the age of fifty-two, he was found to have “some five pounds of fluid, mixed with a substance of gelatinous consistency and bluish color,” in his chest, a “red spot the size of a shilling on the mucous membrane of the stomach,” and concretions in the pancreas. (This is what happens when you put M.D.’s in charge of biographies.)