Attack of the 50ft Woman

Her molecules got magnified

Her faintest whisper amplified

Takes the highway in her stride

She’s a little on the large side

Attack of the 50ft woman

Feeling vaguely discontent

With all the spleen that’s fit to vent

Dressed in a circus tent

Her irritation overspent

To an almost biblical extent

Attack of the 50ft woman

She’s a radioactive predatory flirt

With a figure made to disconcert

Mess with her and you’re gonna get hurt

Lapsed Catholics reconvert

Attack of the 50ft woman

Who needs some overgrown chick

Stomping on their block

Mad bad sad sick

How’s the antidote coming on, Doc?

Sports cars for roller-skates

She straps them on whenever she’s late

She’s too big to appreciate

She’d be better off back in the states

She needs her own space let’s face it

Attack of the 50ft woman

Blacking out the afternoon

She lends an air of ominous gloom

Was it something we said or a phase of the moon

Anyway we ain’t got the room

Attack of the 50ft woman

Attack of the 50ft woman

Please remain alert

Don’t be driving down the outside lane

Peeking up her tent slash skirt

Attempts to reach her only stiffed

Tried gold, flattery, top dollar gifts

In a vain attempt to heal this rift

Still she seems a little bit miffed

Attack of the 50ft woman

What’s the army doing – nada

Totally trashed the state of Nevada

Pissed all over the National Guard

Attack of the 50ft woman

How come nobody seen her coming