Her molecules got magnified
Her faintest whisper amplified
Takes the highway in her stride
She’s a little on the large side
Attack of the 50ft woman
Feeling vaguely discontent
With all the spleen that’s fit to vent
Dressed in a circus tent
Her irritation overspent
To an almost biblical extent
Attack of the 50ft woman
She’s a radioactive predatory flirt
With a figure made to disconcert
Mess with her and you’re gonna get hurt
Lapsed Catholics reconvert
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Who needs some overgrown chick
Stomping on their block
Mad bad sad sick
How’s the antidote coming on, Doc?
Sports cars for roller-skates
She straps them on whenever she’s late
She’s too big to appreciate
She’d be better off back in the states
She needs her own space let’s face it
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Blacking out the afternoon
She lends an air of ominous gloom
Was it something we said or a phase of the moon
Anyway we ain’t got the room
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Attack of the 50ft woman
Please remain alert
Don’t be driving down the outside lane
Peeking up her tent slash skirt
Attempts to reach her only stiffed
Tried gold, flattery, top dollar gifts
In a vain attempt to heal this rift
Still she seems a little bit miffed
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What’s the army doing – nada
Totally trashed the state of Nevada
Pissed all over the National Guard
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How come nobody seen her coming