Assisting criminals day by day
Helping convicts get away
He lost his mind the other day
He’s busy making crime pay
He’s a
PC gone mad
He was a regular Sir Galahad
To the orphan kids he was a stand-in dad
He ain’t so bad
Just a
PC gone mad
Was there ever a heart less faint
He made the gig without complaint
That man was a living saint
Now he’s a
PC gone mad
Nobody knows his Christian name
We sent him into a world of shame
Maybe we’re all to blame
Mea culpa he’s a
PC gone mad
Affectionate punch – ironic fist
His former self is sadly missed
’Ello ’ello what’s all this
PC gone mad
His apparent indifference to any kinda crime
Don’t make no sense he’s outta line
From the sublime to the gor blimey he’s a
PC gone mad