Claudia Dalton’s Cell Phone | Monday, July 13, 2015, 11:15 a.m.
Mom: Hello?
Claudia: Mom, did you add “The Star-Spangled Banner” to my Summer Songs Playlist?
Mom: What?
Claudia: Someone added “The Star-Spangled Banner” to my Summer Songs Playlist!
Mom: Claudia, I’m in a meeting. Are you okay?
Claudia: It was super embarrassing! Luis and I were working the “Dollhouse” puzzle and listening to some music when suddenly Whitney Houston started belting out “The Star-Spangled Banner”!
Mom: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Claudia: It was a really mean joke!
Mom: Claudia, I didn’t do it!
Claudia: Mom, we’re on the family plan. Remember? You said you’d pay for it, but only if I made all my playlists collaborative so you could hear everything I was listening to and delete anything you didn’t like. The only people who have access to it are you and—
Mom: Claudia, it wasn’t me.
Claudia: Oh my gosh, I have to go.