They park the Buick in a stand of spindly sycamore trees a half mile off the county road, along a shallow creek that emerges from the rock-strewn hills, flowing through the evergreens and into a meadow. They have boxed fried chicken and a few cans of beer. They spread out a blanket from the back seat of the sedan and eat by the side of the meandering stream, tossing the chicken bones into the current.
After drinking a couple of cans of Krueger’s, Bobby decides on a nap. The back seat of the Buick is rich and plush, upholstered in mohair, and Bobby stretches out there, leaving the door open so he can extend his legs. The Buick is a nice car. As a rule, Bobby preferred a Ford because of the V8, but the big sedan was a good car for traveling, roomy, and easy to drive. It had a big six under the hood and was pretty fast. Not as fast as the Ford eight cylinder but not bad. They’d stolen the Buick just that morning, after the owner had left the keys in the ignition while he was getting a tooth pulled in a dentist’s office in Forest City.
The shooting wakes Bobby a short time later. He sits up in the back seat and sees Luanne standing in the clearing fifty yards away, aiming the .38 at some empty beer cans she’d placed on a log beside the creek. She has fired off all six shots and is now reloading. The cans have yet to be threatened.
Bobby gets out of the car and stretches. He relieves himself in the tall grass behind the Buick, then wanders over to retrieve the remaining chicken leg from the box on the blanket. Stripping the meat from the bones, he watches as Luanne empties the revolver once more, again not coming close.
“Come show me how,” she orders. Luanne has a voice that is at once whining and demanding, whether it is meant to be or not. It usually is.
“I haven’t shot a gun in years,” Bobby says.
“Thought you were a war hero.”
“Nobody ever said that,” Bobby tells her.
“You was in the war against the Kaiser,” Luanne says. “Or so they claim.”
“Being in a war don’t make a man a hero.” Bobby flips the chicken bone into the creek then wipes his fingers on his pant legs.
Bobby had been in the war against the Kaiser. He’d enlisted in ’17 when he was just fifteen years old. He was nearly six feet tall at the time; the enlistment officer didn’t blink when Bobby gave his dead cousin’s name and birthdate. It seemed to Bobby that the marines weren’t turning many away. But Bobby was no hero in France. Fact of the matter was, he was scared the entire time he was at the front. He suspected everybody he served with was every bit as scared. Maybe there were a few men—Alvin York and the like—who weren’t scared. But even that big old Tennessean York must have known moments of fear. It was only human.
Luanne loads the revolver again before offering it over to him. Bobby reluctantly fires two shots, knocking over a can each time, then hands it back. “Point it like a finger,” he says. “Why do you need to shoot a gun anyway?”
“Bonnie Parker could shoot,” Luanne says. “Pistols, shotguns. Even a Tommy machine gun.”
“And where’d it get her?” Bobby asks. “Six feet under.”
“But she was famous.”
“I’d rather be unfamous and above ground,” Bobby says.
Luanne fires the remaining four shots and finally manages to wing one of the cans.
“That’s enough,” Bobby says, lighting a cigarette. “Somebody will come poking around. That Buick has been reported for sure by now.”
“We’re fifty miles from Forest City. Ain’t nobody in this neck of the woods here looking for that car.”
“You don’t know that.”
Luanne takes the gun and the box of cartridges to the car, and stows everything in the glove box. She gets a cigarette from her purse, lights it as she walks back to the creek, where Bobby is now sitting on the log where the beer cans were, smoking and skipping flat stones across the water.
“We’ll head on over to Asheville after dark,” Luanne says. “There’s a trailer there, we can spend the night. Owner lives in Charlotte and don’t hardly never come around. Leaves the key under the mat.”
Bobby doesn’t say anything for a time. He finishes his cigarette and flicks the butt into the water. “I ain’t too sure about this,” he finally says.
“About what?”
“You know about what.”
Luanne sits down beside him. “I don’t need you getting cold feet now. I tell you, this is a foolproof plan. I know these people. We tell ’em to dance, they’ll dance.”
“If you know these people, then the wife is going to recognize you. Or do you intend to wear a mask?”
“I got a wig,” Luanne says. “Besides, old lady Hart don’t know me from Mrs. O’Leary’s cow. She’s the type considers herself high society in Asheville and as such, she wouldn’t never have nothing to do with me or my kin. I could pass her on the street and she wouldn’t give me the time of day.”
Bobby skips a stone and says nothing.
“You want to go over it again?” Luanne asks.
“I know the plan,” Bobby says.
“We’ll go over it anyway,” Luanne says. “We don’t need no screw-ups. I stroll up to the house, knock on the door and ask for a glass of water. The old biddy lets me in and I produce the gun and tell her to sit down and shut her yap. That same time, you walk into the bank and ask to see the manager, old man Hart. You get him alone in his office and tell him to call the missus at home. She tells him some crazy woman is pointing a gun at her. At that point, he’s going to give you anything you ask for. You take all the cash on hand and tell him he can’t sound no alarm for an hour, otherwise we’re gonna come back and shoot his wife in the head. You pick me up and we take it on the lam. We’ll be over the state line before the cops even know what happened.”
Bobby skips another stone. “What if they don’t have a phone?” “He’s a banker,” Luanne says. “Bankers have phones. They’re like lawyers and politicians and all them. Jesus Christ Bobby, you ain’t going to chicken on me now. Ain’t I the one who picked you up when they let you out last week? Well, I didn’t do it so we could rob no gas stations. That last one we didn’t collect but seven dollars and change. I figured you to be somebody with some guts. Race-car driver and war hero and all that.”
“I ain’t no war hero, I keep telling you that. And I ain’t so sure that I want to be a bank robber.”
“What are you gonna do then, with this damn Depression on? Go to work at the Woolworths? I got news for you—the Woolworths ain’t hiring. I hope you ain’t gonna chicken on me, Bobby. I let you in on my plans, and I let you in my bed. You better come through for me. I got bigger fish to fry, bigger than you can even imagine.”
“Such as?”
Luanne is quiet for a moment. She’s been keeping this part of her plan to herself so far. “What’s the one business in this country that ain’t been depressed?” she asks.
Bobby shrugs. “I couldn’t say.”
“The moving picture business,” Luanne says. “Which is situated out there in Hollywood, California. I was reading in Life magazine a while back, how they are always looking for stories to make their movies out of. So this is what I got figured. We do this Asheville job tomorrow and then head west. Whenever we need a little cash, we use the same plan, some small-town bank out in some hick town. Once we get to Hollywood, I sell my story to the movie people. But on one condition—I get to play me in the movies. I’ll change my name of course; movie actresses do that. Did you know that Joan Crawford’s real name is Lucy LeSueur? I figure to call myself Monique Marseille, which sounds real exotic. We can get Clark Gable to play you.”
“You’ve been doing some figuring.”
“I have,” Luanne says. “I mean to become somebody. And you, goddamn it, are gonna help me, Bobby Barlow. You hear?”
Bobby hears. Luanne is an inch or two over five feet, skinny as a rake, and her two front teeth protrude past her upper lip, giving her the look of an aggressive cottontail rabbit. Her voice can cut cheese, as Bobby’s grandmother used to say. Bobby isn’t all that certain that the people making picture shows out in Hollywood, California, were going to be all that eager to make her a movie star, but then again Bobby doesn’t know jack shit about the movie business.
He doesn’t know jack shit about the bank robbing business either but he’s about to find out.
The banker’s house is on the outskirts of Asheville, on Boyd Avenue. They park across the street and watch the place for a time. Luanne has been chain smoking since they got up earlier. They had spent the night in the trailer she’d mentioned. They found a bottle of rye there—some bootleg hooch that tasted of kerosene—and finished it off before they went to bed. Bobby’s head is now pounding from the cheap liquor and he hasn’t taken any breakfast. Luanne didn’t eat in the morning as a rule, but then she usually didn’t get out of bed until it was time for lunch.
“How do you know she’s even home?” Bobby asks.
Before he’s done asking, the front door opens and a woman walks out, carrying a watering can. She is sixty or so, wearing a shapeless shift and a kerchief on her head. She waters the flowers alongside the front walkway, then stands there looking at them for a time, as if expecting to see some change in their appearance immediately. Then she scratches her armpit and goes back inside.
Luanne takes a blonde wig from her purse and tugs it into place. She puts on a pair of sunglasses, gives Bobby a smile, and gets out of the car.
Other than a single teller, standing at a wicket looking bored, the bank is empty when Bobby walks in. There is a large oaken door off to the side, with HARVEY HART Manager stenciled on it. The door is closed. When Bobby approaches the teller, he shunts aside the magazine he’s been reading. Bobby has been thinking that the bank would be a busy place, with lots of people who might be able to identify him after the deed. He isn’t wearing a wig or sunglasses, just his old fedora. He realizes he shouldn’t have been surprised to find the place nearly empty. Nobody in the country has any money so what reason would they have to go to a bank? If they could find one still open, that is.
He tells the teller he is seeking a business loan and the man goes into the manager’s office for a moment, then comes out and tells Bobby to go on in. Harvey Hart is sixty-five or so, and nearly as wide as he is tall, but then again, he isn’t very tall. He is dressed in a blue serge suit with a red tie and is sitting behind a large desk built of wide-grained chestnut, wearing pince-nez on his nose. He smells of bay rum. Flicking his small gray eyes over Bobby’s rough trousers and wrinkled shirt, it is evident that he has decided in a heartbeat that Bobby would not be receiving a loan from his bank.
“How can I help you?” Hart asks.
Bobby stands just inside the door. He is not asked to sit and would have declined if it was offered. Hart has a crystal dish containing jujubes on the desk. While he waits for Bobby to answer, he takes one and puts it in his mouth, sucking on it like a lozenge. Bobby notices the telephone on the desk. It is cool in the room but he is sweating profusely, rivulets running from his armpits down his sleeves. He feels as if he might faint.
“I asked what I can do for you, boy,” Hart repeats. “I have a bank to run.”
Contrary to that statement, it doesn’t appear that there is much banking business in the works that morning, but it doesn’t matter to Bobby. In that instant he realizes just what the little pince-nez-ed, jujube-sucking man can do for him.
“Not a goddamn thing,” he tells the man and leaves.
Outside he gets into the Buick, thinks for a second or two about Luanne, waiting in the Hart house a few blocks south, the Smith & Wesson in her lap and God only knows in her heart.
Bobby fires the Buick up and heads north.