Guns N’ Roses

i.m. Tim Dwight, 1958–1994

Not a mea culpa, not an apology, but an admission:

there are three minutes in the middle of “Sweet Child O’ Mine”

that still, for all the chopped cotton of the passing years,

for all the muddled victories and defeats of a lifetime,

for all the grief and madness and idiocy of our days,

slay me, just slay me. They sound like how it felt to be alive

at that instant, how it was to walk the streets of Manhattan

in that era of caviar and kill-hungry feedback,

the Big Apple so candy-coated with moral slush and easy money

even the corporate heavyweights could fashion no defense

against decay, all the homeless encamped over cold coffee

at Dunkin’ Donuts on upper Broadway, even McDonald’s

become a refugee camp for victims of the unacknowledged war

fought beneath the giddy banners of corporatization

as the decade spun down its drain of self-delusion. Where

do we go, where do we go, where do we go

now? What a glorious passage, a shimmering bridge

embodying everything rock and roll aspires to be,

heroic and violent and joyous and juvenile

and throbbing with self-importance and percolating

with melodrama and thrilled and scared by

its own anthemic power, by the kid-on-a-scooter freedom

and the hill a lot steeper than it seemed at first glance,

what the hell, rust never sleeps, live and let die, etc., etc.

And whenever I hear that song, become, now,

a classic of the genre, even as it suffuses me with nostalgia

for those days of malt liquor and BBQ chips,

it gives me cause to think of Axl Rose in his purgatory

self-assembled from paranoia and Malibu chaparral,

wrestling exotic demons, kickboxing with Jesus,

binding and gagging his women with duct tape in the closet,

much the way the heavy metal mentality of the times

seized and militarized his music, sonic warriors

blasting “Paradise City” at the Panamanian dictator,

“Welcome to the Jungle” for the Waco cultists,

Slash and Axl circling the globe, leveling ancient civilizations

with power chords and teenage emotions,

from the Halls of Mentholyptus to the Shores of MTV.

And if Axl appears almost Nixonian in his anguish,

at least he is not Kurt Cobain, forsaken and baby-faced

as J. Michael Pollard in the episode of Lost in Space

where Penny goes through the mirror to a realm

of demoniacal toys and that metaphysical bear-monster,

cousin to the troglodytes that chased Raquel Welch

up the cavern tree in One Million Years B.C.,

death in its many B-movie guises, so much gaudier

than the killers that walked the streets among us,

the needle and the dollar, the gun and the rose,

and the last time we saw Tim, at Bruce’s place

in the Hollywood hills, he recalled the first time

we’d all hung out together in New York, Halloween, 1985,

provincial immigrants tossing back bourbon and tequila,

Tim holding a bundle of Ecstasy for some dealer—

a drug I’d never even heard of—which instead of trying to market

he handed around with cavalier generosity,

packets of powder doused in the tall cans of Colt 45

we drank as we walked the streets of the Village

amid the disintegrating drifts and dregs of the parade,

and finally a midnight show at the Ritz, some L.A. bands

the girls adored done up in black-light fluorescents,

dancing and stage-diving, jubilant and hallucinatory,

getting home somehow on a subway serviced

by orange-vested trolls before waking to cold sweat

and hangover candy and a day of recuperation and the desire

to do it all again. Because there was plenty of time,

we knew, or thought we knew, or were simply too stupid

not to know we didn’t know at all, time to waste or kill

before the crashes and commitments that would doom or save

or cast us back into the tide pools of the westering continent.

Tim was still laughing, hauntingly frail, but what I thought

looking out across the canyon was how badly

Los Angeles had aged, wanton and careworn,

like a faded child star sickled with cosmetic surgery scars

still dreaming of a comeback, still scheming and groveling,

as if to prove that nothing really dies in America

but is merely removed from the shelves for repackaging,

coming back crisper and crunchier, cholesterol-free,

as even Axl Rose is coming back with Tommy Stinson on bass

and a sideman wearing a KFC bucket like a Spartan helmet,

and I wish that I could lay the blame for Axl’s fucked-up life

on the feral orphanhood of the Pax Atomica,

the alienation of lives begun with no expectation of completion,

it would be simpler that way, for all of us,

but the world did not end in a vortex of toxic fire,

the flying fortresses have returned from the stratosphere

and the missiles endure their nightmares mutely in dark silos

and we have no excuse but the arrogance of power for our narcissism

and no solace but the merciless amplitude of our din.

And that was it, the moment had passed,

another gem or tear for the cut-glass diadem of passing years.

Someone cranked the music up, someone made a toast

to the pool lights and glitter. And then the Pixies

begin some riff-rife, fully surfable rifle shot of a theme song

announcing the ironic revival of our childhood

swaggering like Tony the Tiger atop a station wagon

at an Esso station in 1964, Tony the Tiger

back from the dead, eldritch and transcendent—

rise, the immortals!—

rise to grasp the silver handles

of the casket in procession before us, Ultraman

and Astroboy and Mr. Clean and the Man from Glad

and Josie and the Pussycats

on the Rose Bowl float with their God

Bless America batons atwirl

and then—

huh

cue the horns,

take it down, break it all apart

and start from nothing to garb our nakedness

with sheets of beaten gold,

cozen us with grieving blossoms,

anoint us with honey in the dry riverbed,

and tell me,

O great devourer,

O master of thorns and ashes,

where do we go

now?