WHO’S THERE?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heidi.
Heidi who?
Heidiclare, this is a funny joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hester.
Hester who?
Hester la vista baby!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida opened the door long ago.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ina.
Ina who?
Ina meenie miney mo.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juanita.
Juanita who?
Juanita big meal.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess got here a minute late.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Poppy.
Poppy who?
Poppy corn with butter tastes good.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Polly.
Polly who?
Polly wants a cracker.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Liz.
Liz who?
Liz see if you can open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue who?
Sue you later.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
June.
June who?
June know how to tell knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fanny.
Fanny who?
Fanny knock-knock joke, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Flora.
Flora who?
Flora is what you stand on.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea good sport and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison Wonderland.
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Who’s there?
Amber.
Amber who?
Ambersting with laughter.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ada.
Ada who?
Ada lot of pizza last night.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno how to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carmen.
Carmen who?
Carmen round the mountain when she comes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me back to old Virginia.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora borealis.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste time I’m going to come to your house if you don’t open the door.