I’M NOT OPENING
THE DOOR!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pasture.
Pasture who?
I think it’s Pasture bedtime.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Acorn.
Acorn who?
Acorn give you anything but love, baby.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys summer vacation…how about you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Acme.
Acme who?
Acme again and I’ll tell you the same thing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Al.
Al who?
Al be down to get you in a taxi.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Theodore is closed…open up!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is what I’ve been knocking on.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jewel.
Jewel who?
Jewel remember me. I’m the one who keeps knocking at your door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska to come in the back door next time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major open the door, didn’t I?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adolf.
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mowf.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Altoona.
Altoona who?
Altoona my car so it will run better.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears another knock-knock joke for you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anson.
Anson who?
Anson my pants are making me jump around.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noahbody knows.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita come inside for a sandwich.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Answer.
Answer who?
Answer everywhere in our house.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ansel.
Ansel who?
Ansel bite you if you’re not careful.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Congo.
Congo who?
Congo on knocking at your door forever.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arch.
Arch who?
Arch you glad you’re inside?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn do anything I wouldn’t do.