THE DOOR IS SHUT!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aroma.
Aroma who?
Aroma round your front yard.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dennis.
Dennis who?
Dennis, anyone?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Athena.
Athena who?
Athena elephant at the circus.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aurora.
Aurora who?
Aurora is what lions and tigers do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wah.
Wah who?
I didn’t know you were a cowboy.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue anything better to do than listen to knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Theophilus.
Theophilus who?
These are Theophilus knock-knock jokes I’ve ever heard.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana split.
Banana split who?
Banana split when she saw the monkey coming.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Upton.
Upton who?
Upton now I’ve enjoyed telling knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barley.
Barley who?
I barley know what to say.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw that baseball through the window?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bat.
Bat who?
Bat you’ll never figure it out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Madam and Eve ate the forbidden fruit.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Batten.
Batten who?
Batten down the hatches—a storm is coming.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Macron.
Macron who?
Macron pancakes for breakfast.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Battle.
Battle who?
Battle fly out of the cave at night.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lux.
Lux who?
Lux like we’re locked out of the house.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Begonia.
Begonia who?
Begonia pardon but you have bad breath.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lucy.
Lucy who?
Lucy Goosey and Henny Penny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bison.
Bison who?
Bison ice cream and let me have some.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lucas.
Lucas who?
Lucas up next time you come to town.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boycott.
Boycott who?
Boycott is where small male children sleep.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out the window and see.