WHAT’S THAT
DRUMMING SOUND?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boyds.
Boyds who?
Boyds fly up in the sky.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lovitt.
Lovitt who?
Lovitt or leave it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Buckle.
Buckle who?
Buckle up your seat belt or you’ll get a ticket.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Loehmann.
Loehmann who?
A Loehmann is someone who is very short.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bustle.
Bustle who?
Bustle be picking you up for school.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lois.
Lois who?
Lois man on the totem pole.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butcher.
Butcher who?
A butcher is someone who cuts meat in the market.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lisa.
Lisa who?
Lisa’s car costs lots of money.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canal.
Canal who?
Canal come to my birthday party?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lightning.
Lightning who?
Lightning bugs like to fly at night.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come outside and play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lexus.
Lexus who?
Lexus get our act together.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Can’t chew.
Can’t chew who?
Can’t chew stop telling these crazy knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leonie.
Leonie who?
Leonie reason I tell these jokes is to get a smile.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cello.
Cello who?
Cello. I’m glad to meet you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leif.
Leif who?
Leif me a key when you lock the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo down the road without its lights on.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lecture.
Lecture who?
Lecture go inside first.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
CD.
CD who?
CD doorknob? Turn the handle and let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Launch.
Launch who?
Launch is when I eat tuna sandwiches.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cement.
Cement who?
Cement to be a clever girl.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lattice.
Lattice who?
I like lattice and tomatoes on my hamburger.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Census.
Census who?
Census raining, I can’t play outside with you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lass.
Lass who?
Lass but not least.