ANYBODY HOME?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Center.
Center who?
Center a Valentine card yesterday.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Knotting.
Knotting who?
Knotting ventured, knotting gained.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cheddar.
Cheddar who?
Cheddar watch out…I’m going to kick your door down.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kyle.
Kyle who?
Kyle be looking forward to seeing you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cinch.
Cinch who?
Cinch you’re so nosy, I’m not going to tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Klaus.
Klaus who?
Klaus the door…were you born in a barn?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consult.
Consult who?
Consult be put on the popcorn?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Damall.
Damall who?
Damall is where I like to go shopping.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justice.
Justice who?
Justice once—stop telling knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Damascus.
Damascus who?
Damascus what you wear for Halloween.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juno.
Juno who?
Juno the name of the president of the United States?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Darrell.
Darrell who?
Darrell be an ice cream cone for you if you open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juan.
Juan who?
Juan day my prince will come.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Decode.
Decode who?
Decode is in my nose.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joel.
Joel who?
Joel never guess.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Design.
Design who?
Design says “Wet Paint—Do Not Touch.”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a break and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Despise.
Despise who?
Despise work for the CIA.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jet.
Jet who?
Jet little ole me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Details.
Details who?
Details are what were cut off of the Three Blind Mice.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jester.
Jester who?
Jester day the sun was shining, and now it’s raining.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Devote.
Devote who?
Devote is what the president needs to win the election.