WHO’S TAPPING AT
THE DOOR?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jason.
Jason who?
My dog keeps Jason his tail.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise making me mad for not opening the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me laugh with all of these knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewayne.
Dewayne who?
Dewayne fell on Noah’s Ark for 40 days and 40 nights.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jake.
Jake who?
Jake your feet off of my table.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a funny knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jackal.
Jackal who?
Jackal Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donahue.
Donahue who?
Donahue want to know who is standing outside knocking on your door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Issue.
Issue who?
Issue the person who owns the house?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donatella.
Donatella who?
Please Donatella any more knock-knock jokes. I can’t stand it.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivory.
Ivory who?
Ivory time I knock, you never open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
School keeps dragon on and on. When is summer vacation?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Indy.
Indy who?
Indy day that you open the door, I’ll be glad.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Earl.
Earl who?
Earl be a monkey’s uncle.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima glad you like knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ease.
Ease who?
Ease are part of the alphabet and are followed by F’s.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
IHOP.
IHOP who?
IHOP you will have a good day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Easy.
Easy who?
Easy come, easy go.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana come in but you won’t let me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eclipse.
Eclipse who?
Eclipse my toenails.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida know, do you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eggs.
Eggs who?
Eggs it…is how you leave the building.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon see you through the keyhole.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ego.
Ego who?
Ego fast on a skateboard.