USE THE DOORBELL!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Eileen Dover.
Eileen Dover who?
Eileen Dover and fell on my nose.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hummus.
Hummus who?
Hummus be a very funny person.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hummus.
Hummus who?
Hummus put an end to these silly jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ely.
Ely who?
“Ely, Ely, O!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Huguenot.
Huguenot who?
Huguenot as smart as I thought you were.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Equalize.
Equalize who?
Equalize is when both of your eyes are the same size.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoboken.
Hoboken who?
Hoboken the doorbell?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ewe.
Ewe who?
Are ewe calling for me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fangs.
Fangs who?
Fangs for the memory.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram somebody to mow your lawn.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Foe.
Foe who?
Foe comes after fee and fie and before fum.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
High Lava.
High Lava who?
High Lava to tell knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fleece.
Fleece who?
Fleece open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hewlett.
Hewlett who?
Hewlett you out of the crazy house?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Folly.
Folly who?
Folly wants a cracker.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
Hedda enough of you ignoring my knocking.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Florida.
Florida who?
Florida last time…go knock on someone else’s door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven a good time yet?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Forest.
Forest who?
Forest the number before five.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harold.
Harold who?
It’s your birthday. Harold will you be?