POUND, POUND, POUND!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Foy.
Foy who?
Foy the last time, I’m tired of knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony times do I have to keep knocking?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harmony.
Harmony who?
Harmony times do I have to listen to these wacky jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fraiser.
Fraiser who?
Fraiser jolly good fellow.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hallways.
Hallways who?
Hallways cover your mouth when you cough.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Friar.
Friar who?
Friar up some hamburgers and hot dogs.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Habit.
Habit who?
Habit you and I go shopping at the mall?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fuel.
Fuel who?
Fuel open the door, I’ll bring you a present.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gwen.
Gwen who?
Gwen the red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin’ along.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gas.
Gas who?
I give up…who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Groom.
Groom who?
There’s plenty of groom for more.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Genial.
Genial who?
Genial go back into the lamp if you ask him nicely.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gotham.
Gotham who?
Gotham chewing gum for me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gideon.
Gideon who?
Gideon up is what you say to horses.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gosset.
Gosset who?
Gosset down—you’re blocking my view.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys almost summer vacation.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Godiva.
Godiva who?
Godiva in the swimming pool.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin cake and ice cream is fun.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to run. I hear the fire alarm.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gus.
Gus who?
Gus whose coming for dinner?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gnome.
Gnome who?
Gnome sweet gnome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hair.
Hair who?
Hair today and gone tomorrow.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Glisten.
Glisten who?
Glisten and I will tell you some great knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hamal.
Hamal who?
Hamal crackers taste good.