I HEAR A RAPPING SOUND!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vanda.
Vanda who?
Vanda come outside and play ball?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Violet.
Violet who?
Violet the cow out of the barn.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joan.
Joan who?
Joan call us, we’ll call you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shirley.
Shirley who?
Shirley you’re going to let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diana.
Diana who?
Diana thirst—a glass of water please!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Debbie.
Debbie who?
Debbie or not, here I come.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donna.
Donna who?
Donna you know? Open the door and see.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honor Claire.
Honor Claire who?
Honor Claire day you can see the mountains.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive to tell knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sharon.
Sharon who?
Sharon your toys is a good thing to do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Elsie.
Elsie who?
Elsie you tomorrow. I’m getting tired of waiting outside.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida big piece of watermelon.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma in town now—how about you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Colleen.
Colleen who?
Colleen your hands—they are all dirty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Barbara.
Barbara who?
Barbara black sheep, have you any wool?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy day, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dionne.
Dionne who?
Dionne my last test I took.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut you wanna open the door and find out?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.