SOMEBODY IS AT
THE DOOR!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alexis.
Alexis who?
Alexis is the type of car I drive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Julie.
Julie who?
Julie the key under the mat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip the candy dish—I’ve got a sweet tooth.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yah.
Yah who?
What are you so excited about?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abie.
Abie who?
Abie, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yule.
Yule who?
Yule see if you open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abbie.
Abbie who?
Abbie stung me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to find out.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annette.
Annette who?
Annette is a good thing to fish with.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben here a while…Want to let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Caesar.
Caesar who?
Caesars help you cut things.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Cargo fast and run over my foot.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Carolyn.
Carolyn who?
Christmas Carolyn is what I’m doing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walter.
Walter who?
Walter off a duck’s back.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any kids who want to come out and play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dakota.
Dakota who?
Dakota paint is peeling off of your door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor sore hand from knocking on your door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go through this routine every time I knock on your door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah fence, but I’m not going to tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris open—can I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hyram.
Hyram who?
Hyram Popeye the Sailor Man.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah any new knock-knock jokes?