RAP, RAP, RAP!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dusty.
Dusty who?
It’s Dusty on your porch…you’d better bring a broom.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use…I forgot my name.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hugh.
Hugh who?
Hugh mean to tell to tell me you really don’t know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key with me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal should I know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy joke is over, you had better laugh.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Gladys.
Gladys who?
Gladys me, aren’t you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha fuss—and just because I knocked at your door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hank.
Hank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Len.
Len who?
Len me five bucks, would ya?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin banks is not a good thing to do.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harley.
Harley who?
Harley hear ya…can you speak up?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hiram.
Hiram who?
Hiram fine. How are you?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
You.
You who?
Did you call me?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana come in! Open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Seymour.
Seymour who?
Seymour of me if you let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atlas.
Atlas who?
Atlas it’s Friday, and I’m looking forward to the weekend.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat me on the back. I just won a medal in the track meet.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disk.
Disk who?
Disk is a recorded message.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lacey.
Lacey who?
Lacey good for nothing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dana.
Dana who?
Dana talk with your mouth full.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent reach the doorbell…that’s why I’m knocking.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream.