WHO’S BANGING ON
THE DOOR?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jeff.
Jeff who?
Jeff in both ears—please speak up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy you come out and play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke snappy and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Freddie.
Freddie who?
Freddie or not, here I come.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Fido.
Fido who?
Fido known you were coming, I’d have baked a cake!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to come outside and play?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby comin’ around the mountain when she comes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aardvark.
Aardvark who?
Aardvark a mile for one of your smiles.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Franz.
Franz who?
Franz, Romans, countrymen…lend me your ears.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The owl says.
The owl says who?
Exactly!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Major.
Major who?
Major look, didn’t I?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Worm.
Worm who?
Worm in here, isn’t it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne are you coming over to my house?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sadie.
Sadie who?
Sadie magic word, and I’ll tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter…why didn’t you write back?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wayne.
Wayne who?
Wayne are you ever going to open the door?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Igor.
Igor who?
Igor to come inside if you ever open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter open the door, or I’ll huff and puff…and blow your house in.