I’M COMING!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leif.
Leif who?
Leif me outside, and I’ll take my ball and go home.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Xavier.
Xavier who?
Xavier breath…I’m not going to tell you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, we’ve been standing out here for a long time.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dunce.
Dunce who?
Dunce say anything…just open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut come near me…I’ve got a cold.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the heat and let me in…I’m freezing.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Walter.
Walter who?
Walter you asking so many questions for?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Omelet.
Omelet who?
Omelet smarter than I look.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream if you don’t let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Celery.
Celery who?
Celery dance in the street?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stu.
Stu who?
Stu late to ask silly questions.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Attila.
Attila who?
Attila your mother if you don’t let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Artichoke.
Artichoke who?
Artichokes when they serve liver for lunch.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Max.
Max who?
Max no difference. Just open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy dish ran away with the spoon.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Muffin.
Muffin who?
Muffin ventured, muffin gained.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weirdo.
Weirdo who?
Weirdo you think you’re going?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Rose.
Rose who?
Rose, Rose, Rose your boat…gently down the stream.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive all these knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cello.
Cello who?
Cello. I was just in the neighborhood and thought I’d stop by.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stu.
Stu who?
If the Stu fits…wear it!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door. What’s taking you so long?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Weird.
Weird who?
Weird you get such a funny face?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yukon.
Yukon who?
Yukon say that again.