STOP THAT BANGING!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hedda.
Hedda who?
My Hedda hurts…do you have any asprin?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Crypt.
Crypt who?
Crypt up to your door to see if you were home.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Warrior.
Warrior who?
Warrior you been all of my life?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hope.
Hope who?
Hope you can come out and play ball.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin your food is not good manners.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ray.
Ray who?
No, Hoo-Ray.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze going to change the baby’s diaper?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Heart.
Heart who?
Heart to hear you…talk louder.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pancho.
Pancho who?
Pancho lights out if you don’t let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oliver.
Oliver who?
Oliver sudden I can’t remember.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sicily.
Sicily who?
Ask a Sicily question and get a Sicily answer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alfredo.
Alfredo who?
Are you Alfredo the big bad wolf?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sultan.
Sultan who?
Please pass the Sultan pepper.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Irish.
Irish who?
Irish I knew.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ooze.
Ooze who?
Ooze in charge around here?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Vanna.
Vanna who?
Vanna make something of it?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ilona.
Ilona who?
Ilona Ranger and Tonto.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go to the movies?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your mom.
Your mom who?
Very funny, now let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Your dad.
Your dad who?
Your dad who’s going to give you a spanking if you don’t open the door.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Disaster.
Disaster who?
Disaster be my lucky day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Account.
Account who?
Account on my fingers and toes.