Our love was new
But our bedsprings were old.
On the floor below
They stopped eating
With forks in the air,
While we went on
Playing our favorites:
“Shake It Baby,”
“Slow Boogie,”
“Shout, Sister, Shout.”
That was the limit!
They called the cops.
Did you bring beer?
We asked the men in blue
As they broke down the door.