Castles in the air were his thing.
Seen in Morocco wearing a fez--
Or was it on the North Pole?
Giving a girl a ride in a dogsled.
All hell broke loose back home
After his wife found out,
“The henhouse is on fire”
He told his drinking buddies,
Popping up here and there,
Consulting a fortune-teller in Naples,
Waving from a train in Brazil
And vanishing like the devil himself
An early explorer claimed to have seen
Playing the flute and dancing
On some rock out in the Pacific
No ship afterwards could find again.