“Let me put this on the deck and see if you folks swab it up,” said Chet. He nervously fidgeted with the ring on his finger while he made his pitch. “Me and my camera follow the six of you on your current treasure-hunting adventure. I get all sorts of amazing footage—you trekking through the jungle, crossing the Andes, deciphering ancient treasure maps, digging up priceless relics. Then we mix in the family element: Mom and Dad. Sons and daughters. The laughter and the tears. The high jinks and the highly emotional moments when you wonder if you’re on this journey for the right reasons. You guys just being, well, you.”

“Seriously?” said Beck. “You want to film Bick being Bick? Have you ever been downwind of him? They eat a lot of beans in Peru, right?”

“I want the good, the bad, and the stinky!” said Chet. “And Tommy?”

“Chya?”

“I want to turn you into the world’s next teenage heartthrob!”