The fact that I’ve made these so good—that you all literally ask for them and feel disappointment when they’re not available—is probably the worst thing I’ve ever done to myself. Because not only do I need to bang out a story, I gotta bang out this tired ass song and dance in a new way so you continue to love them. And I really like not breaking cycles.
First of all, fuck 2021 harder than 2020. Because this year was by far more personally devastating to me. And it did me no fucking favors. So screw you, 2021. I hope you’re walking funny tomorrow.
To Jen and Christina, thanks for riding the roller coaster with me. Maybe we’re all hot messes, but we’re hot messes together. Through ups, downs, and one disaster after another, you’re always there. I’d say you keep me sane, but HAHAHAHAHA let’s face it. None of us are sane at this point.
To my children, Kali, Mattie, and Kaden. Thanks a lot for interrupting me every fifteen minutes to ask for snacks. And thanks for needing to be chauffeured to school every day. It’s okay though, because you always brought me a snack. And once you’re old enough to drive, I’m never driving anywhere ever again. Enjoy it while it lasts, assholes.
To my love, Chris. This year has been hard for us but like all the years before that, we’re getting through it. I can’t believe we’ve been together nearly six years. Jesus. I would say thanks for tolerating me that long, but let’s face it. I definitely do most of the tolerating. You’re welcome. You’ll never read this, but I love you.
To every single blogger, Kat Savage enthusiast, Hawk enthusiast, reviewer, and reader who gets excited when one of my books comes out, thank you. Most days I still can’t believe this is my life. I can’t believe I get to wake up and make up stories every day. You’re the real MVPs. You’re the reason I get to do this.
I’m probably forgetting like 47 people. Honestly, if you’re my friend, my fan, my family, or have supported me mentally, physically, or emotionally in any way, I want to say thank you. The connections I have made and continue to make are profound and I’m undeserving. Thank you all.