At the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival in Austin, the crowd lines up to sample the hot sauces

Chapter 10

Chapter 10: Hot Salsas and Pickled Peppers

We called it “hot sauce” when I was a student at the University of Texas in the 1970s. Unless you were speaking Spanish, then you said “salsa picante.” At the grocery store, you looked for “picante sauce.” Every Tex-Mex restaurant put a bowl of the stuff on the table. Most of them served it with tortilla chips. In the 1950s and 1960s, before tortilla chips were common, Tex-Mex restaurant patrons ate their hot sauce with buttered saltines. At a few old time-capsule Tex-Mex joints like El Patio in Austin, they still do.

When the Southwestern cuisine came along in the mid-1980s, food lovers started calling it “salsa” and chefs started taking it seriously. Exotic salsas from Mexico’s interior made with all kinds of different chiles began to appear. Habanero salsas, green chile salsas, and salsas with exotic ingredients started turning up. I was the restaurant critic of the Austin Chronicle at the time, and I became a salsa connoisseur.

Jarro Café’s taco truck in Houston offers six varieties of salsa to choose from

In 1990, the Travis County Farmer’s Market sponsored a gardening competition. While the county agent was perfectly willing to judge peaches and watermelons, he wasn’t willing to munch on jalapeño peppers. So Hill Rylander, who ran the farmer’s market, called me and asked me to be the chile judge. I actually bit into some raw jalapeños and picked a winner. But I observed that since few people actually ate raw peppers, it might make more sense to hold a pepper sauce competition. Rylander loved the idea and resolved to hold it the next year.

Around that time, I wrote an article in Chile Pepper magazine calling Austin the hot sauce capital of the world. Predictably, salsa freaks in other cities disagreed. The San Antonio Current, a weekly newspaper in the Alamo City, challenged the Austin Chronicle to a contest—San Antonio versus Austin hot sauces—judged blind by top chefs. The first Hot Sauce Contest, as the event was originally known, was held at the Travis County Farmer’s Market in 1991.

It was held outdoors on a Sunday afternoon in late August—the peak of the chile pepper growing season and the hottest part of the summer. We had a few musicians come and play and we asked a caterer to supply some beer. Austin won and a tradition was born.

There have been lots of changes in the intervening years; the San Antonio versus Austin format was scrapped and the contest was opened to people from anywhere in the world. We invited top Texas chefs like Stephan Pyles and Bruce Auden to be judges. And every year it got bigger. What started out as a contest with a few spectators turned into one of the best parties of the year. When ten thousand people showed up at the Travis County Farmer’s Market one year, traffic came to a halt in north central Austin and we were asked to relocate.

In its seventh year, the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival, as the event is now officially known, moved to a clearing in the woods of Waterloo Park. There was a lot of apprehension about the move, but as it turned out, the sylvan grove fit the event like an old pair of slippers. The stage tucked neatly between a pair of giant live oaks that kept the bands in the shade. An orderly procession of tents and booths kept the beer and hot sauce flowing nonstop. And plumes of sweet-smelling smoke rising from barbecue rigs, fajita grills, and green-chile roasters put a lovely blue haze on the edges. The contest has been held at Waterloo Park ever since.

The quality of the hot sauces entered has stayed consistent, though the variety has changed. We started out with red and green salsa categories. After a couple of years, we had to add a catch-all category called “special variety” to accommodate the Caribbean tropical fruit sauces that became popular in the mid-1990s. These weren’t the sort of tortilla-chip dips that we were used to. They were sweet and hot salsas that tasted best with grilled fish or grilled pork.

In recent years, we have received around four hundred salsas on average. I would estimate that around 70 percent of the entries are old-fashioned Tex-Mex picante sauces made with tomatoes. These can be divided into the fresh-tasting type frequently seasoned with cilantro, and a smoky-flavored type with smoked tomatoes and chipotles (and occasionally with liquid smoke). Green sauces made with tomatillos represent maybe 10 percent of the total. The other 20 percent or so are entered in the creative “special variety” category.

A curry-flavored Indian sauce won the special-variety category one year. Indonesian sambals, Thai peanut satay sauces, and fruity chutneys have all shown up in the special-variety category along with such oddities as dried cherry salsas, fig salsas, and one that contained coffee grounds. I still remember a dark orange–colored pumpkin habanero salsa from a little South Austin restaurant that won the “Special Variety–Restaurant” category in one of the first years of the contest.

CLOCKWISE FROM TOP LEFT: hot sauce entries; frequent winner Jill Lewis, Austin Slow Burn; frequent winner Brian Rush, Tears of Joy; preliminary judges John Burnett (right) and Bud Kennedy (left)

That pumpkin salsa was so good, I went to the restaurant and asked for it some weeks later. Sadly, it turned out they only made it for special occasions. I still remember that salsa and that little restaurant. It was called Seis Salsas.

There was a circular salsa bar in the middle of the restaurant where you selected your condiments. And every day they put out six different varieties of salsa. I don’t remember much about the food, but I remember the salsas. There was red and green, of course, and fresh chopped pico de gallo. There was a ridiculously hot brick-red chile de árbol sauce and there was always some variety of dark brown dried-chile salsa. And there was a wild card—it could be anything.

Seis Salsas disappeared in the mid-1990s. But the salsa bar concept is still around. It’s an idea worth borrowing for your backyard barbecue. Line up five or six bowls and fill them with several salsas and other appropriate condiments. You’ll be surprised how popular the add-ons really are. Salsa is the difference between good and great. And there’s something about the audience participation involved in seasoning your own tacos that makes them taste better. Here are a couple of standard salsa recipes and a couple of wild ones to get you started. Feel free to experiment.

The Nineteenth Annual Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival in 2009 attracted more than fifteen thousand festival goers. We judged around 425 hot sauces. When you perfect your own salsa recipe, come and enter your hot sauce in the competition.

Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival–goers sample the salsas

Grilled Tomato Hot Sauce
MAKES 2 TO 3 CUPS
While you’re grilling, stick some tomatoes and chile peppers on the grill and get some nice char flavor for your salsa. Grilling tomatoes over charcoal gives them an even better flavor than drying them in the oven. This is an outstanding everyday table sauce.

3 large tomatoes, quartered

½ onion, sliced in rings

2 cloves garlic, peeled

2 jalapeño peppers, halved lengthwise

1 tablespoon freshly squeezed lemon juice

½ cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves

Salt

Place the tomatoes, onion rings, garlic, and jalapeños on a hot comal and let them cook for at least 10 minutes, turning several times. Remove some of the charred skin from the tomatoes and jalapeños, then transfer the tomatoes, onions, garlic, and jalapeños to a food processor. Add the lemon juice and pulse for 30 seconds so the mixture remains chunky. Transfer to a bowl and add the cilantro. Season with salt to taste. Use immediately or refrigerate for up to a week.
Taco Truck Salsa
MAKES 2 TO 3 CUPS
I once asked a taquero running a taco truck for his salsa recipe. He looked at me like I was a dimwit. “You throw some tomatoes, a chile, an onion, and a clove of garlic in the blender with a little lime juice and turn it on,” he said. So I tried it. And guess what? It tastes great. Sort of makes you feel silly for buying a jar of picante sauce at the store.

2 ripe medium tomatoes, approximately 12 ounces, coarsely chopped

1 jalapeño pepper, stemmed and coarsely chopped

½ large sweet onion, coarsely chopped

1 clove garlic

½ teaspoon salt

Juice of 2 limes

Place all ingredients in a blender or food processor, cover, and pulse until the mixture reaches the desired consistency, adding a little water if needed to make a puree. For milder salsa, remove the seeds and white membrane from the chile. Adjust salt and lime juice to taste. Use as a table sauce, taco sauce, or chip dip.
Picante Sauce
MAKES 2 CUPS
If you want something that tastes exactly like the bottled stuff at the grocery store, try this recipe for a homemade version of bottled hot sauce.

10.75-ounce can tomato puree

⅓ cup chopped onion

¼ cup chopped fresh jalapeño peppers with seeds

2 tablespoons white vinegar

¼ teaspoon salt

¼ teaspoon dried minced onion

¼ teaspoon dried minced garlic

Combine all ingredients with 1⅓ cups water in a pan over medium heat. Bring to a boil, then reduce the heat and simmer for 30 minutes or until thick. When cool, place in a covered container and refrigerate overnight. Use as a table sauce, taco sauce, or chip dip or as ranchero sauce in dishes such as huevos rancheros.

AUSTIN CHRONICLE Hot Sauce Festival entries

Salsa Verde
MAKES 2 CUPS
The tart tomatillos make this a very good sauce with fish. It’s also a popular enchilada sauce with chicken.

1 pound tomatillos, husked and washed

1 cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves

3 fresh serrano chiles, seeded and minced

1 cup minced sweet onion

2 teaspoons minced garlic

Pinch of sugar

¼ cup freshly squeezed lime juice

Sea salt

Put the cleaned tomatillos in a saucepan and cover with water. Bring to a boil, then turn off the heat and allow the tomatillos to soak for 5 minutes. Remove from the heat, drain, and puree the tomatillos in a food processor. Add the cilantro, serranos, onion, garlic, sugar, and lime juice to the food processor and pulse three or four times to combine. Season with salt to taste.

Chile Pequín hot pepper sauce in a syrup dispenser

Homegrown Pico de Gallo
MAKES 2½ CUPS
This chunky fresh salsa is the perfect way to show off your homegrown tomatoes in the summer. Use your favorite supersweet onions and the very best sea salt.

3 tablespoons freshly squeezed lime juice

½ cup chopped Texas 1015, Vidalia, Maui, or other sweet onion

2 cups chopped very ripe homegrown or heirloom tomatoes

2 tablespoons minced jalapeño, serrano, or chile pequín peppers

½ teaspoon sea salt

½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro leaves

Dash of olive oil

Pour the lime juice in a medium bowl with the onion and allow to marinate for 20 minutes or more. Stir in the tomatoes and the remaining ingredients. Adjust the seasonings to taste. Refrigerate for at least 30 minutes. Serve cold.
Shaker Bottle Pequín Sauce
This is the oldest kind of pepper sauce in Texas. If you don’t have a pequín bush in your backyard or in a nearby vacant lot, you can buy wild-harvested chile pequíns in a gourmet store or a Mexican market.

½ cup chile pequíns, washed and dried

½ cup white vinegar

Pinch of salt

Clean a previously used pepper shaker bottle with boiling water. (Or use a clean glass pancake syrup dispenser.) Pack the bottle with chiles. Heat the vinegar in a small saucepan over low heat until it steams slightly. Pour the vinegar over the chiles to the top of the jar and add salt. Allow the mixture to sit for a day before using. You can use the vinegar as a pepper sauce, or open the bottle to take out a few chiles. The bottle can be refilled with vinegar and salt about three times. Keeps refrigerated for 6 months or more.
Texas Red Grapefruit Salsa
MAKES 2 CUPS
Try this tangy salsa on grilled chicken or fish. It’s easy once you learn how to supreme a grapefruit.

2 Texas red grapefruits

1 medium tomato, chopped fine

1 cup diced green, red, and yellow bell pepper in any combination

1 jalapeño pepper, seeded and minced

3 tablespoons chopped red onion

1 tablespoon chopped fresh cilantro leaves

Salt to taste

Supreme the grapefruit and dice the sections. Combine with the other ingredients in a medium bowl and mix well. Allow to mellow for 30 minutes in the refrigerator for the flavors to combine.

Texas red grapefruits

Kumquat and Pineapple Pico de Gallo
MAKES 3½ CUPS
There are a lot of satsuma, grapefruit, and Meyer lem-on trees in South Texas backyards, and believe it or not, there are also plenty of kumquat and loquat trees. One of my friends dumps paper bags full of kumquats at my house because I am the only person she knows who wants them. The sweet, sour little citrus makes an intriguing salsa that I love to serve with grilled shrimp.

1 ½ cups diced tomato

½ cup diced red onion

½ cup seeded and small-diced kumquat (unpeeled)

½ cup diced pineapple

½ cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves

¼ cup freshly squeezed orange juice

1 tablespoon habanero hot sauce

Salt to taste

In a medium bowl, combine all ingredients and toss. Cover and chill.

Howling in pain at the Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival

Ancho-Raisin Salsa
MAKES 2½ CUPS
This rich, mole-like steak sauce was inspired by a rec-ipe that Robert Del Grande created for the California Raisin Marketing Board. Try some of this stuff on a well-charred rib-eye steak!

2 cups leftover brewed coffee

1 ancho chile, stemmed and seeded

½ cup raisins

1 teaspoon cocoa powder

4 tablespoons (½ stick) butter

1 cup chopped onion

1 clove garlic, minced

1 tablespoon sherry vinegar

1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce

1 teaspoon sea salt

½ teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

1 teaspoon freshly ground coffee

Warm the leftover brewed coffee in a saucepan over low heat. Tear up the ancho and toast it lightly in a dry skillet. Mix the ancho and raisins into the hot coffee and bring to a simmer. Turn off the heat and allow the dried chile and raisins to soak until very soft, about 20 minutes. Stir in the cocoa powder. Puree the mixture in a blender.
Melt the butter in a sauté pan over low heat and add the onions. Cook, stirring regularly, until they are soft, about 5 minutes. Add the garlic and cook for another minute. Turn up the heat to medium and when the onions sizzle, add the puree. Cook for 1 minute, then reduce the heat to a simmer. Stir in the vinegar, Worcestershire sauce, salt, and pepper. Stir in the ground coffee at the last minute. Serve warm with grilled beef.
Pickled Jalapeños
MAKES ABOUT 1½ POUNDS (DRAINED)
The iconic, indispensable condiment for every Tex-Mex meal is a bowl of pickled jalapeños. Here’s how to make them at home.

2 tablespoons olive oil

1 small onion, sliced thick

5 cloves garlic, peeled and quartered

15 jalapeño peppers, approximately 1 pound, rinsed

1 pound carrots, peeled, rinsed, and sliced ½ inch thick (approximately 2 cups)

1 ¼ cups cider vinegar

1 tablespoon pickling salt, plus more as needed

1 teaspoon ground Mexican oregano

4 bay leaves

White vinegar as needed

Heat the oil in a large soup pot over medium-high heat. Add the onion and sauté for 3 minutes, then add the garlic. Continue cooking for another minute or two until the onions are soft. Add 8 cups of water and bring to a boil. Add the jalapeños and carrots and cook for 5 minutes, or until slightly softened.
Add the cider vinegar, 1 tablespoon of pickling salt, Mexican oregano, and bay leaves and simmer for another minute. Remove from the heat and allow to cool. Remove the jalapeños, carrots, and onions with a slotted spoon or tongs and place in a glass jar (you may need several). When the cooking liquid has cooled, cover the vegetables with liquid until the jars are three-quarters full. Add a tablespoon of pickling salt to each jar and fill to the top with white vinegar. Cap the jars and keep in the refrigerator. Will keep for several months.