THIS IS WHO YOU ARE

BEFORE WE BEGIN, THIS IS WHO YOU ARE.

Your name is Willie Jess Robertson.

You are the president of Duck Commander and Buck Commander. You make duck calls and decoys —stuff every good hunter needs.

Your parents are Phil and Kay Robertson. Phil likes to hunt and Miss Kay likes to cook.

You have three brothers: Alan, Jase, and Jep. And a funny ole uncle named Si.

You have a beard, and you’re the most handsome of all the Robertson boys. You’re the smartest, too, which is why you are the CEO, obviously. Running Duck Commander and Buck Commander keeps you pretty busy, but you know what they say: “Work hard, play hard.”

Your wife’s name is Korie. She’s smart and beautiful and the rock of your life.

You have five kids: John Luke, Sadie, Rebecca, Will, and Bella.

You’re also a part-time secret agent, but nobody knows about that, so let’s not tell anyone. That’s for another story.

You don’t know it, but you’re about to embark on a crazy awesome adventure.

So rub your beard for luck. Or rub your imaginary beard.

Okay, you’re ready.