Footnotes

1 Schiano was hired as head coach of the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers following a 2011 season that helped him eke out a career winning record at Rutgers.

2 A phrase coined in 2006 by then Alaska senator Ted Stevens (R), probably intended to demonstrate the elderly public servant’s poor understanding of the technology that is the lifeblood of our economy, society, and culture today.

3 William and Mary, often cited as authoring the first formal honor code in the American university system, identifies this as the end goal of any university.