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Activair 43

Adam (Ant’s friend) 136

Adventure Travel Show 241

Afghanistan 107, 137

Ainsworth, Mrs 156-7

Aisha (travel buddy) 191

Al (Ant’s friend) 183

alcohol consumption 41

see also vodka

Alexei (photographer) 159

Alexei (Russian Romeo 1) 155

Alexei (Russian Romeo 2) 187

Alexey,Tsarevich 162

Alexia (Ant’s friend) 220

Almaty, Kazakhstan 24, 115-16, 121, 125, 128-33, 135-8, 142, 150, 182-3, 187, 201, 210, 228, 243-4

Almodovar, Pedro 231

American Express 241

Anastasia, Grand Duchess 162

André (Jo’s friend) 52, 58

Angkor Wat temple, Cambodia 22, 64

Anna (friend of Jo & Ants) 6, 220

Anna (punk) 189

antidepressants 14, 39, 40-1

Ants

arguments 230

bad habits 230

blogging skills 38

childhood 1-2, 10, 99-100

in China 77-122, 124-6, 127-8, 217, 225-6, 227

commits to the adventure 6-7

Countdown to Lift Off 31-49

in the Czech Republic 207-8, 210-11

on driving shifts 228

on her fears regarding the trip 227

on her future trip plans 233

in Germany 208-10, 211

health problems 55, 56, 58

in Kazakhstan 125-53, 218

in Laos 61-2, 65-74, 76-8

Lift Off 57-9

mechanical training 225

panic attacks 4, 138, 182

planned tuk tuk route 21-30, 225-6

on planning the trip 7-9, 16-19, 31-49

in Poland 201-7

in Russia 153-86

suffers depression 4-5

in Thailand 51-65

Touch Down 213-21, 230-2

TV production career 6-7, 234

in the Ukraine 185-201, 202-3

wins Cosmopolitan magazine’s Fun Fearless Female award 223-4

ants (critters) 64, 68

Anxi, China 105

anxiety 4, 138, 182, 239

Aral Sea 24, 25, 140, 157

Arasan Baths, Almaty 138, 182

Argus,The (newspaper) 220

Arkadia Beach, Odessa 194, 196

Armed Technician blog 60

Associated Press 60

Astana, Kazakhstan 24, 25, 141, 142, 143, 144, 146, 147, 148, 152

Atlantic rowing 41-2

Auschwitz 28, 205-6, 207

Auto Repair For Dummies (book) 39, 158, 173, 219, 225, 245

autobahns 29, 209, 211

axis of evil 8

Ayutthaya,Thailand 22

Aziz (Pakistani diplomat) 129

Bakhchysaray, Ukraine 191, 192, 194

Balkash, Kazakhstan 133-5, 138-40, 142, 190, 228

Bangalore 60

Bangkok,Thailand 1, 5, 15, 17, 21-2, 31, 35, 51-8, 60, 190, 208-10, 225, 243

Bashkir people 167-8

Bashkortostan Republic 26, 167

Batmanghelidj, Camilla 224

Battleship Potemkin (1925) 194

Bavaria 208

BBC 208, 214-15, 220

BBC news website 59, 60

BBC South Today 59

BBC Southern Counties Radio 48, 220

BBC World Service 64, 219

Beach,The (2000) 22, 59, 61

Beer Lao 63, 67, 69

Beethoven, Ludwig van 29

Beijing 23, 33, 110

Belgium 29

see also Brussels

Bella (Ant’s friend) 35

Berghoff, David 244

Bert (Ant’s cousin) 58, 220

Birkenau 205

Bishek, Kyrgyzstan 116

Black Sea coast 168, 189, 196

Bloomsbury Ballroom, London 223-4

Bob (Jo’s dad) 48, 51, 55, 64, 65, 80, 86, 193, 206, 210

Bohemia 208

Bolsheviks 162, 163

Boney M 189

Boorman, Charley 8

Borat 24, 135

Boris (biker) 190

Boten (China/Laos border) 23, 63, 77

BP (British Petroleum) 203

Brian (web designer) 37

Brighton 30, 81, 183, 198, 209, 216, 218-20, 231-2, 234

Britain, battle of 206

British Broadcasting Corporation see BBC

British embassy, Almaty 132

British embassy, Bangkok 52, 53, 57, 58

British embassy, China 83

British embassy, Prague 210

British Museum 105

Brussels 26, 37, 198, 208, 214, 215

Buddha 76

Buddha statues 23, 74

Leshan 93-4, 95

Buddhist art 105, 109

Buddhists 111, 112

bumblebee bat 21

Bush, George W. 8

butt-surfing 207-8

Calais 30, 213

Cambodia 22, 35, 244

see also Angkor Wat temple, Cambodia

camels 109

camel’s milk, fermented (shubat) 130, 138

cameras 47, 48, 89, 154, 156, 159, 161, 179-80, 248

Cameron, Colin 48

Cameron, David 231

camping 32, 197, 200

equipment 248

in Kazakhstan 138, 145-6, 149

in Russia 173-4, 177, 180-1, 183

Carden, Bob 198

Catherine the Great 192

Caves Monastery 27

celebrity endorsement 236

Cellhire 241

Central Asia 8, 32, 97, 99, 219

‘chakra’s of the world’ 204

Channel Tunnel 26

charitable trusts 237

Charles IV, Emperor 29

Charlie (Ant’s friend) 220

Charlie Waller Memorial Trust 42

Charyn Canyon 24

Cheb, Czech Republic 29

Chelyabinsk, Russia 25, 145, 146, 148, 151, 155

Chengdu, China 23, 94, 95

Chernobyl 25, 157

Chernobyl Museum 27

China 8-9, 23-4, 29, 37, 62, 71-2, 77-122, 124-8, 139, 142, 147, 166, 181, 217, 219, 225-30

earthquakes 96, 98, 228

food 86, 102, 106

Kazakh border 125-6, 127-8

landslides 96-7, 98

road rage 90-1, 93, 227

roads 78-83, 88, 89-90, 229

route 75

smoking 92

teas 86, 108

trends 97

China Sea International Travel Service (CSITS) 23, 33, 77, 80, 83, 84, 85, 93, 95, 97, 103, 225-6, 245

Chopin, Frédéric 27, 29

Christina (travel buddy) 159

Church of the Blood,Yekaterinburg 162-3

clothing 247

Cobden Club 45, 49

Cologne, Germany 26, 29, 198, 208, 209

comms 48, 80, 241

see also Skype

Communism 176, 177

Control Risks Group 34, 242

cooking equipment 248

Copernicus 27

Corfu 205

Cosmopolitan magazine, Fun Fearless

Female award 99, 189, 223-4

Cotton, Fearne 223

Crimea 172, 182, 185, 188, 191, 193, 226

cutting (self-harm) 2-3

cyberspace 44-5

Czech Republic 28-9, 206, 207-8, 210-11

Daily Mail (newspaper) 45

Daisy (Ant’s friend) 220

Dalod (travel buddy) 139

Dan (ITV employee) 180

Daniel (tuk tuk enthusiast) 17-18, 208-9, 211

Davis Cup 197

‘Dead Sea of China’ 117

death 86

Deccan Herald (newspaper) 59, 60

Delhi, India 204

Delphi 204

depression 2-5, 7, 10-16, 39-42, 46, 131, 239

Devon 32, 33

diabetes 32

Dimi (guard) 154

Dimitri (Russian Romeo) 155

DJs, outlawed 22

documentation 153-4, 185-6, 248

dogs, on the menu 89, 91, 93

Donal (Davis Cup organiser) 197

Doung (mechanic) 18

Dunhuang, China 96, 105, 106-7, 109, 113, 219

Dvorak 28

East Africa 42

Eastern Daily Press (newspaper) 219, 220

Edinburgh University 4

Eisenstein, Sergei 194

electroconvulsive therapy (ECT) 12

Eleonora (travel buddy) 191

Elich (travel buddy) 159

Emei Shan, China 23, 93, 95

Emil (Tartar mechanic) 192-3

England 30, 213-14, 215-21

English Channel 8, 235

equipment 48, 243-4, 247-9

see also cameras

Esme (travel buddy) 191

Europe 199

see also Western Europe

European Union (EU) 201, 203, 226

Eurotunnel 8, 30, 213, 214, 217

Ewan (Ant’s friend) 35

Expertise tuk tuk factory 16, 17-18, 245

Fall, David 53, 58, 217

Fall, Mrs 53, 58

Financial Times (newspaper) 45, 48

Fiona (Ant’s mum) 129, 144, 146, 147, 193

first aid courses 31-2, 244

Flaming Mountains 114

France 29, 30, 213

Friendship Bridge 22, 55, 61-2, 65

Fun Fearless Female award 99, 189, 223-4

fundraising 34, 43-4, 81, 99, 164, 234, 235

tips 235-7

Future Forests 44

Gagarin,Yuri 26

Gandhi, Mahhatma 183

Ganina Yama, Russia 162

Gansu, China 96, 100, 107

Gapyear.com 45, 70

Gashun Gobi Desert 105-6

Gavin (Davis Cup organiser) 197

general practitioners (GPs) 40

Genghis Khan 101, 111

German troops 175-6 Germany 18, 29, 208-10, 211

autobahns 29, 209, 211

police 209

Gill, A. A. 139

Globe (newspaper) 59

goat polo (Kokpar) 24

Gobi Desert 23, 103, 111, 112-14, 219, 223, 227, 228, 105-6

Goddard, Jimmy 42

Goddard,Trisha 223, 224

Gostiniza Academia Geologia, Yekaterinburg 156

Great Wall of China 23, 100-1, 104, 108, 227

Great Wall museum 103, 104

Greece 205

Grozny 187

Guinness World Records 37, 216

Guizhou Province, China 87, 89-90, 115, 229

Gulya (travel buddy) 191

Gypsies 205

Haadrin,Thailand 67

Hami, China 24, 111, 114, 227

handbag.com 45

Hannah (Jo’s friend) 5, 15, 52, 58

Hannah (PR guru) 47

Hearse Flies,The 173

Henry (rescued hedgehog) 155, 157

Hexi Corridor 23, 103-4, 120

Hicks, Olly 41-2

Hitler, Adolf 29, 206

Hmong hill people 22, 62, 71, 72, 77-8, 120

Holkham beach 109

Holmes, Dame Kelly 224

Holocaust 28, 205-6

Hopkirk, Peter 105

horse riding 121, 122

horsemeat 121

Hotel Balkash, Balkash 138

Hotel Glob, Oswiecim 206

Hotel Odessa, Odessa 193, 195

Hotel Rossiya, Samara 171

Hotel Zhiguli, Samara 172

How to Spend It magazine 48

Huanguoshu hotel, Guizhou 87

Humphrey (Ant’s friend) 7

Hungary 205

Hussein, Saddam 137

Hyderabad, India 37

Ibiza club, Arkadia Beach 196

ice-cream 23

Icon Films 234

Ili River 139

immunizations 38

Independence Square, Kiev 27

Independent on Sunday (newspaper) 39-40

India 7, 8, 32, 34, 107, 217, 225, 232-3, 234

Indian Financial Times (newspaper) 59

Indrum 37

Inglehearn, Catherine 136-7

Inmarsat BGAN (satellite modem) 48, 80, 248

insurance 241, 243

International Driving Permits (IDPs) 9

International SOS 34

Intrepid Expeditions 32, 243

Iran 8, 217, 225

Iraq 137

Irina (journalist) 176

irrigation 110-11, 113

Islamic fundamentalism 112

Ismail (travel buddy) 191

Israel 8

ITV (Independent Television) 6, 7, 180

Ivan (radio presenter) 156, 158-9, 161, 165, 166, 217, 219

Jack (guide) 97, 99-100, 102-4, 106-9, 111-12, 114, 117-18, 121-2, 125, 127, 128, 193, 217, 219, 227

Japan 8, 18, 208

Japanese troops 70

Jerusalem 204

Jess (Ant’s friend) 52, 58

Jews 20

Jiaohe, China 112

Jiayuguan Fort, China 23-4, 101, 103, 104

Jinhong, China 79, 191

Jo

arguments 230

bad habits 230

childhood 1-2, 10-11, 99-100

in China 77-122, 124-6, 127-8, 217, 225-6, 227

Countdown to Lift Off 31-49

in the Czech Republic 207-8, 210-11

depression 2-5, 10, 11-14, 16, 46, 131

dreams up the Bangkok-Brighton trip 5-7, 15-16

on driving shifts 228

on emotions 170

on her fears regarding the trip 228

on her future trip plans 234

in Germany 208-10, 211

on holiday in Thailand 2002 5, 15

in Kazakhstan 125-53

in Laos 61-2, 65-74, 76-8

Lift Off 57-9

love of ferrets 12-13, 45-6, 48, 60, 72, 86, 99, 183, 216, 217, 220, 232, 233

mechanical training 225

medical degree 233, 234

overcomes depression 14-15

planned tuk tuk route 21-30, 225-6

on planning the trip 7-9, 16-19, 31-49

in Poland 201-7

psychology degree 6, 15

in Russia 153-86 scary

tuk tuk dreams 118-19

self-harm 2-4, 11, 13, 15, 46

in Thailand 51-65

Touch Down 213-21, 230-1, 232-3

in the Ukraine 185-201, 202-3

wins Cosmopolitan magazine’s Fun Fearless Female award 223-4

John (Bangkok travel buddy) 44

Kamaz trucks 194-5

Karaghanda, Kazakhstan 25, 138, 140, 142-3

karaoke 98

Karlovy Vary 29

Karm (mechanic) 18

Kaufman,Yulia 136-7 kayaking 70

Kazakhstan 24-5, 31, 36, 83, 107-8, 115-16, 118-19, 121-2, 123, 124-53, 191, 218, 228

border guards 110, 115, 152-3

borders 125-6, 127-8, 145-6, 151-3

corruption 110

cost of living 130, 131

food 130, 132, 136, 144

people 134, 135, 136, 139, 140-1, 228

police 134-5

taxis 136

visas 80, 110, 116, 151-3

Kazakhstan Express (newspaper) 137

Kazakhstan Feminist League 130, 137

Khakimzhanova, Gulnur 137

Khao San Road, Bangkok 1, 15, 17, 52-3, 58

Khao Yai National Park,Thailand 22, 59, 61

Kharkiv 27

Khmer temples,Thailand 22, 64

Khon Kaen,Thailand 64-5

Khorgos, Kazakhstan 24, 121, 135

Khrushchev, Nikita 191

Khurgalzhino, Kazakhstan 141

Khurgalzhino Nature Reserve, Kazakhstan 141, 143-4

Kiev, Ukraine 27, 197

Kilimanjaro, Mount 42

Kim (survival instructor) 32-3

Komsomolskaya Pravda (newspaper) 137, 186

Kostanai, Kazakhstan 25, 146, 148-9, 150-1

Krakow, Poland 26, 28, 201, 202, 203-5, 206-7, 210, 229

Krasny Luch 27

Krygyzstan 107

Kuala Lumpur 43

Kunming, China 23, 79, 82, 99

Kwang Si falls 23

Lake Balkash 25, 131, 134, 139-40

Lake Tenghiz 146, 148

Lanzhou, China 23, 96, 97, 103, 227

Laos 22-3, 35, 61-3, 65-74, 76-8, 228, 242, 244

Laos embassy, Bangkok 54, 55

Lara (Jo’s mum) 86, 216

Lenin,Vladimir Ilyich 163

Leshan, China 23, 93-4, 95

Libya 18, 208

Liftshare 43-4

Linjian, China 96

Lintao, China 97

Lisa (friend of Jo & Ants) 6, 220

Liter (newspaper) 137

Livs (friend of Jo & Ants) 44

Lloyd, Graeme 164

London 36, 215

London Marathon 42

Lonely Planet 27, 62, 121, 145, 170

Long Way Round,The (expedition) 8, 24

Lookanov,Anatoly Konstanteenovich 153

Lord Nelson club,Almaty 24

Louzhou, China 91

Lower Silesia 28

Luang Nam Tha, Laos 23, 63

Luang Prabang, Laos 22-3, 63, 70-4, 76

Lucas, Matt 18

luggage 247

Lviv, Ukraine 26, 27, 195-6, 197, 200, 202, 204, 210

Lynch, Kevin 163

mafia 161

Mail on Sunday (newspaper) 37, 139

Mamaev Kurgan,Volgograd 175-6, 178

Mao Zedong 95

mare’s milk, fermented (kumys) 24, 130, 138

Marie Claire (magazine) 37

Marx, Karl 29

Maryopol, Ukraine 186-7

Maxat (mechanic) 134, 139, 140

McDonalds 201, 203

McGregor, Ewan 8

Mecca 204

Mekong River 22, 73, 74, 78

Mengla 79

mental illness 239-40

see also depression

Mercury Music prize 231

Mikhail (Russian Romeo) 155

Mind x, 8, 16, 39, 41, 43, 44, 66, 99, 132, 137, 176, 210

Cosmo award 223, 224

funds raised for 81, 99, 164, 234, 235

work of 239-40

Mind Week 45, 47

Ming dynasty 104

Mistry, Rohinton 131

Mogao caves, Dunhuang 105, 108-9

Mogao Treasures 105

money 248

Mongol Rally 173

Mongolia 18, 107, 110, 181, 208

monsoons 35

Mooncups 243, 247

Morgea (travel buddy) 139

Moscow 157

Motorcycle Single Vehicle Approval (MSVA) test 214

Moynaq, Kazakhstan 139

Muslims 96, 100, 106, 111-12, 167-8

Myanmar 234

Nam Ha, Laos 23

Nam Nao,Thailand 22

Nam Ngum, Laos 22

Napoleon Bonaparte 30

Nastia (punk) 189, 191, 219

National Guard, Kazakhstan 36

National Health Service (NHS) 39, 41, 240

naturists 182, 189

Nazarbayev, Nursultan 142

Nazis 28, 205

Nicholas II,Tsar 162-3, 172

Nick (Jo’s brother) 51

Nigel (survival instructor) 32-3

Niki (Jo’s friend) 5, 15

Nikolai (Russian ticket salesman) 141, 146

Norfolk 47, 100, 109, 218-19, 220-1

Norwich 47

Novosibirsk, Siberia 187

Nureyev, Rudolf 26

Nurzhan 148

Nuttanee (press officer) 53, 58

Odessa, Ukraine 168, 190, 191, 192, 193-5, 196-7, 200

Odessa Lawn Tennis Club 197

Ohre River 29

Oleg (Russian Romeo) 156, 159, 160, 163, 164-5, 166-7, 217, 219

Olov (Swedish traveller) 110

Olympics 42

Opole, Poland 28

Oswiecim, Poland 202, 205

see also Auschwitz

outdoor equipment 242, 248

overdoses 4, 13

Pak Ou caves, Laos 23, 74

Pakistan 8, 60, 107, 217, 225

panic attacks 4, 138, 182

Pattaya,Thailand 52

Paul (driving instructor) 9

Pentagon 8

periods 243

Peter (BBC cameraman) 214

Peter the Great 29

Petropavlosk 25, 148

Pha Tat Luang temple, Laos 68

Philip, Prince 162

Phimai,Thailand 22, 61, 63, 64

Pilsner 28

Pingwu, China 94

Pinky (Land Rover) 215

Poland 27-8, 198, 201-7

police 36

German 209

Kazakh 134-5

Russian 165, 169, 171, 179, 181, 182, 183-4, 186

Ukrainian 197

Pon (guide) 70

Potemkin Steps, Odessa 193-4

Prague 26, 28-9, 198, 205, 206, 207, 208, 210

Press Association 219

prostitution 82, 192

Prozac 39

psychiatric hospitals 3-4, 12, 13

Qilian mountains 104 Queen 130

rabies 32

Radio 1 231

Radio 2 59

Radio 5 Live 47, 59, 66, 219

rain 70, 88, 89, 100, 114, 155, 158, 170, 171, 201, 203, 211, 229

Raja (Jo’s fiancé) 34, 232-3, 234

Red Army 175

Redvan (mechanic) 190, 191

Reuters 116, 131, 136, 137

road accidents 76

road rage 90-1, 93, 184, 227

Roma (Russian Romeo) 167

Romanovs 161, 162-3, 172, 176, 177

Rome 204

Rose (friend of Jo & Ants) 7, 44

Rostom 191

Rostov-on-Don, Russia 181

Route 13, Laos 22, 62, 63, 66, 71-2, 73, 76-7, 79

Royal Geographical Society 31-2, 33, 42, 243, 244

Rudy (Russian Romeo) 156, 159-60, 163, 164-5, 166-7, 180, 217, 219

Russia 8, 25-6, 36, 107, 125, 142, 144-8, 150, 151, 153-86, 204, 219, 225, 228-9 borders 145-6, 153-4, 180, 185-6

deklaratzia (customs declaration form) 153-4

dokumenti 185-6

expats 242

and Kazakhstan 139-40

mental health in 176-7

police 165, 169, 171, 179, 181, 182, 183-4, 186

population 25

Romeos 156, 159-60, 163-8, 178-9, 180, 217, 219

visas 80, 151-3, 159, 160, 161

women 163-4

xenophobia 171-2

Rutherford, Bea 36, 37, 215

Rutherford, Sam 36-7, 41, 215

Rzeszoe, Poland 28

Saigon 78

St Peter and Paul Cathedral, St Petersburg 163

St Petersburg 172, 233

St Petersburg Times 172

Salagdinova, Alexander 137

Salagdinova, Evgenia 137, 186, 219

Sam (guide) 77-81, 83-4, 86, 88, 91, 94, 96, 97, 99, 102, 108, 193, 229, 230

Samara, Russia 26, 169-72, 173, 176-7

Samitivej Hospital, Bangkok 56

Santi 46

Saratov 26, 173, 174, 177

Saryam Lake 120, 121-2, 127, 142, 166

Sasha (Russian Romeo) 187

satellite modems 48, 80, 248

SATR 132, 137

Sayo River Guesthouse, Luang Prabang 76

Sea of Azov 186

Second World War 26, 28, 70, 161, 172, 175, 178, 206

security issues 34, 35-6, 242

self-harm 2-4, 11, 13, 15, 46, 177

Semey nuclear testing ground 140

Sergei (engineer) 180

Sergei (Russian Romeo) 187

Serva (mechanic) 190, 191

Setta Palace Hotel,Vientiane 62, 63, 64

sex trade 82, 192

Shakespeare,William 166

Shehyni 27

Shell 201, 203

Shilin, China 84, 85-6, 94

Shiva 204

Short, Jim 53

Shymbulak,T. T. 137

Siberia 24, 25, 104, 150, 151, 167, 187, 191

Sichuan Province, China 95-6, 229

Silk Road 23, 97, 99, 103-5, 110, 113, 182, 227

Simferopol, Ukraine 193

Sinclair, Hugh 35, 41

Singing Dunes 24

Skype 34, 45-7, 48-9, 66

‘sleeping cave’, Laos 70

sleeping equipment 248

Slovyansk 27

Smewing, Gerald 37

Snow Project,Yekaterinburg 163-4

sponsorship 34, 43-5

SS (Schutzstaffel) 205

STA travel 244

stalacto-stalagmites 92

Stalin, Josef 190-1, 206

Stalingrad, battle of 175-6

Stanley, Henry Morton 42

Steen, Gemma 131, 136

Steen, Mike 131, 136

Stein, Aurel 105

stigma, of mental illness 240

Stone Forest, Shilin 84, 85-6

stress, misery of 40

Stuart (Travelfish employee) 52

Sudak, Ukraine 189-91

suicidal thoughts 4, 13

suicide 7, 10, 131, 176-7

Sun (newspaper) 45, 47

superficiality 41

survival training 31-3, 243, 244

Susi (tuk tuk enthusiast) 17-18, 208-9, 211

Sydney 36, 215

Tajikistan 107

Taklamakan desert 111

talking therapies 12, 40

Tanya (Ukrainian host) 191, 192

Tartars, Crimean 188, 190-1, 192, 203

Tatarsan 26

technical equipment 48, 80, 248

see also cameras

Tesco 201, 203

Tessa (Ant’s friend) 220

Thailand 5, 15, 21-2, 35, 51-65, 57, 71, 115, 217, 234, 242, 244

Thart (mechanic) 18

Thung (mechanic) 18

Tianfu Square, Chengdu 95

Tibet 107

Tibetan Plateau 23, 219

Tien Shan Mountains 117, 120, 124, 137

Ting Tong (tuk tuk) ix, 17-19, 34

‘birth’ 17-18

brakes 87, 94

and butt-surfers 207-8

and the Chinese route 79, 82, 83-5, 87-91, 93-4, 101-2, 104, 108, 124-6, 217

as custom masterpiece 226

dashboard accessories 224

future trips 234

in Germany 208-10, 211

Jo and Ants meet for the first time 52

in Kazakhstan 125-9, 132-6, 138-9, 144, 148, 152

and the Laos route 68-9, 73, 77

Lift Off 58-9

loved 38-9

maintenance issues 55, 68-9, 73, 79, 82, 84, 87-9, 93-4, 108, 118, 124, 127, 132, 134, 138-9, 156, 158, 160, 173-4, 176, 189-91, 195, 201-4, 206-7, 209-10, 225, 227-9

near misses 133, 135-6

oil changes 93

people’s reactions to 83-4, 184, 217

petrol sources 228

planned route 21-30

in Poland 201-2, 203-4, 206-7

punctures 229-30

remote controlled-start-up facility 101-2

in Russia 153-6, 158-61, 164-5, 168, 171, 173-7, 181-6

security issues 37

spare parts/accessories (general) 118, 249

spark plugs 118, 155, 158, 160, 174, 176, 177, 182, 202, 211

sponsorship 43-4

Thai meaning of the name 54

and the Thai route 58, 61, 64

Touch Down 214, 216, 218, 219-21

in the Ukraine 189-91, 193, 195, 197, 201, 203

vital stats 19, 226

toffee potato 102

toilet facilities 90

Tolkien, J. R. R. 137

Townshend,Tom 42

Travcout 244

travel guides 245

online 244

travel tips 233

Travelfish 44, 52

Troitsk 148, 151, 154-5, 157, 185, 186

tuk tuks

suppliers 16, 17-18, 244, 245

see also Ting Tong

Turkey 8

Turpan, China 110-11, 113, 116, 117, 227

Twyford, Ken 37

Tyumen, Siberia 167

Udomxai, Laos 23, 76, 77

Ufa, Russia 26, 164, 165, 167, 169, 171

Uighur people 24, 107, 111-12, 114, 116-18, 120, 124-5

Ukraine 26-7, 125, 172, 178-82, 185- 203, 204, 224, 227-8, 241

police 197

prostitution 192

Romeos 187, 192, 197

route 185

Ulan Bator 173

Ultraseal 230, 244

Uman, Ukraine 197

UNESCO World Heritage Sites

Ayutthaya 22

Krakow 28

Luang Prabang 73

Lviv 195-6, 200, 201

United Nations (UN) 25, 136, 139

United States 78, 207

Upper Silesia 28

Urals 25-6, 164, 167, 219

Urumqui, China 24, 97, 99, 112, 114-19

US Marines 137

USSR 150

see also Russia

Uzbekistan 191, 192

Valeri (local drunk) 178-9

Valeri (travel buddy) 139, 144

Vanda (Russian teacher) 34, 137

Vang Vieng, Laos 22, 63, 66-7, 69-70, 71, 73

Vecolny, Ukraine 188-9

Velehrad 204

Viagra 92

Vientiane, Laos 22, 62, 63, 67-8, 76

Vietnam 78, 244

visas 80, 110, 116, 151-3, 159, 160, 161, 244

Vittya (Russian Romeo) 187

Vladivostok 8, 233

vodka 25, 144, 146, 187

voices, hearing 4

Volga River 26, 170-1, 175, 178, 179, 219

Volgograd (Stalingrad), Russia 26, 172- 81, 183, 186, 206

Volgograd Hotel,Volgograd 172

Voltaire 166

Vova (punk) 189, 191, 219

Wallace, Scott 16, 60

Warsaw 28

Wawel Castle, Krakow 204

weather conditions 70, 88, 89, 100, 114, 155, 158, 170, 171, 201, 203, 211, 229

West Bohemia 29

West Siberian Plain 25, 151

Western Europe 229

wilderness survival training 31-3, 243, 244

Wilson-Stephens, Simon 41, 42

Winchester 215

World Health Organization (WHO) 39

World Heritage Sites see UNESCO

World Heritage Sites

Wroclaw, Poland 28

Wudu, China 96

Wuwei, China 99, 104

XFM 59

Xian, China 74

Xinjiang province, China 24, 104, 107, 111-12, 114-19

Yao hill people 22

Yekaterinburg, Russia 149-50, 155-6, 158-9, 161-6, 169, 176, 180, 184, 226, 230

Yeltsin, Boris 161, 162

Yenisey River 25

Yi people 86, 94

Yunnan Province, China 79, 82, 83-4, 86, 90, 113, 115, 147, 229

yurts 120, 121-2, 124, 141, 166

Yuteeraprapa,Anuwat 17-18, 52, 54-6, 58, 74, 79, 82, 87-9, 155, 158, 208, 217, 225-6

Yuteeraprapa, Dow 18, 52, 217

Zanil (Russian Romeo) 167

Zap Club, Brighton 220

Zelony (Green) Bazaar,Almaty 138

Zhangye, China 99, 104

Zhijin caves 92

Zhumatov, Shamil 137, 217

Zoofar (Bashkir sanatorium owner) 167-8