Al’s brother limped up the narrow stairs from the basement, one hand on the small of his back, the other on the banister. In the monster-size kitchen, he pulled open the freezer door of the white Whirlpool, grabbed a bag of frozen broccoli and carrots, and pushed it against the bare skin of his back just above his pants line.
Don Korgaokar, a part-time computer programmer with far greater skills than ambition, was still trying to digest the fact that he would have to vacate his comfortable four-bedroom, all-brick colonial in Bethesda. With eviction by his brother looming, Don knew it had been a good run. He had milked the near-free housing for all it was worth. The house had been paid for long ago, the benefits of Al’s overseas career where all expenses were covered by Uncle Sam, or “Uncle Sugar” as the Foggy Bottom Boys called him.
For a pittance, Don had lived in a beautiful home in one of the most desirable locales in the metro area. He mowed the grass in the summer, raked the leaves in the fall, and cleared the sidewalks when it snowed. He hired a maid service to come and clean once a month, a chore too daunting for a thirty-five-year-old child who skirted responsibility like a dry cleaner that breaks buttons. When Don had moved into the house, his brother had left him with only a few rules to follow. The house had to look respectable. The bills had to be paid on time. The master bedroom and Al’s son’s room were not to be touched. Everything else was negotiable. When it looked like Al’s adventure on the street was becoming permanent, Don rented a storage facility for his brother’s items and started transforming the house into something comfortable. He had a week to change it back.
Don arched his back slightly and pain streaked from his heels to his lower cheeks. He had been packing for two days, eviction to the basement only a temporary stop. He knew the next station on the gravy train express was out the door. He figured he had a week to find “steady employment,” two words he had been avoiding since Clinton, the intern, the dress, and a cigar had hit the news.
He moved gingerly to the living room, frozen veggies still in place, and stopped at the sofa to survey the damage of the move-in-progress. The room-by-room musical chairs exercise was backbreaking. Stuff into the basement, more stuff out of the house, all the original items dragged back in. Don looked at the war zone of boxes and shoved a pair of ski gloves, which had never seen the slopes, into a box with a web of computer cords that couldn’t be untangled. Cardboard boxes of dishes were neatly marked and stacked in the corner of the dining room, ready to be unpacked.
Twelve years younger than Al, Don’s jeans, sneakers and t-shirt had a combined age that exceeded his own. Don, with his scruffy goatee and wisps of curly hair venturing over his ears, cracked open a beer and joined the discussion at the long dining room table. As he settled into his seat he realized it was time to move on. Find a steady girlfriend. Get married. Have a child.
Al, Jake, and Kate looked in Don’s direction as he found his seat and gulped a mouthful of beer. “Just ignore me,” he said, before taking another nip from his twelve-ounce companion. The conversation was getting interesting and he planned to stay until they kicked him out.
“What about the legal system?” Kate asked. “We could have a judge order the senator to provide a DNA sample.”
Al shook his head slightly, showing both patience and prudence. “That could take months. Hell, with a senator stonewalling us, it could take years. Senator Day will pull together a team of man-eating lawyers, specialists in paternity suits, you name it.”
“I know that my mother would roll over in her grave if she heard me say this, but Wei Ling wants to get rid of the baby and she deserves not to have to wait. So whatever we come up with, let’s keep that in mind. I think she has been jerked around enough for one lifetime.”
Upstairs, Wei Ling slept in the spare bedroom, the room’s first visitor in six years. She had been in the U.S. for six hours and had managed to sleep five of them. Kate kept her vitals monitored, writing the numbers down in neat columns in a notebook. The fourth year medical student was ready to give the pregnant woman a clean bill of health.
“Well, we could have the abortion and save a tissue sample from the fetus to test later,” Kate said, her eyes darting to the faces around the table.
“A tissue sample from the fetus?” Jake asked, his chiseled face contorted, looking like a rubber mask that had been left in the car window on a hot summer day.
Al’s brother shared Jake’s reaction and got up from the table. “And with that, I am officially grossed out,” he said. He leaned against the frame of the entrance to the grand dining room and took another slug of his beer.
Kate muffled a giggle. “At any rate, she’s going to need to gain her strength for a few days. She needs to eat. I can watch for a fever and continue to treat her bedsores. Just precautionary. She can have an abortion anytime really.”
“So if we can’t get a judge to order the senator to cooperate, and we have a deadline for the abortion, how do we get our hands on some senator DNA A.S.A.P.?” Jake asked, thinking out loud.
“Very carefully,” Al answered.
“I’ll get you his DNA,” Don said, drawing stares from the table.
“Excuse my brother. He’s drunk,” Al said.
“This is only my second beer.”
“Then excuse my brother. He’s an idiot,” Al said looking at Kate and Jake on the other side of the table ringed with eight chairs.
“Let’s hear it,” Jake said.
“Easy. Get some girls to go visit him in his office. Ask to have some pictures taken. Get the girls to sit on his lap, stroke his hair a little, and pluck a sample.”
“Pluck a sample?” Jake said in disbelief. “The use of the word ‘pluck’ threatens the validity of the idea.”
“Like I said, my brother is an idiot,” Al repeated with the addition of a ‘voila’ hand gesture.
Jake’s mind drifted back to the dinner he had had with the senator. The hot young senator’s assistant. Wei Ling. The idea wasn’t as crazy as it seemed. “We know the guy can’t keep his hands off the women,” Jake conceded, looking for support.
“I’ll come up with a better plan,” Al chimed. “I just need some time to think it through.”
“I’ll do it,” Kate said.
“Do what?”
“Me and my girlfriends. We’ll get you a senator hair. The poor guy won’t know what hit him.”
“The youth of America,” Al said, shaking his head. “Am I the only person who sees the beauty in devising a well-constructed, intelligent plan? You can’t just walk in and ‘pluck’ a senator’s hair.”
“Why not?” Kate asked.
Al stammered.
“Because he didn’t think of it,” Don answered. “My brother doesn’t like any idea that didn’t originate between his own ears.”
“Either way, we have a couple of days,” Jake said, bringing the room back to focus. “We can’t make Wei Ling wait until we figure out what we’re going to do.”
“So I have a couple of days,” Kate said, not looking for permission.
Al turned his palms upward in a weak sign of giving up. “You are all overlooking one fact. Even if we get a hair from the senator and perform the DNA test, we will still have to prove that the hair we tested was the senator’s. Not to mention that it was illegally obtained. Once again, that will bring us back to a legal battle.”
“So what do you have in mind, Al?”
Al ran his fingers through his newly cut hair. “Let me make a few calls.”
Jake followed Kate up the carpeted stairs, turning left at the landing where pictures of Al’s son and wife hung in matching wood picture frames. Kate passed the bathroom and stopped outside the partially closed bedroom door. She peeked in at Wei Ling and felt Jake’s face on her neck, his lips moving slowly up her skin to her ear. Kate nuzzled back against him and Jake’s heart skipped a beat.
For Jake’s whole life, Uncle Steve had told him that every woman, no matter how perfect they may seem, has a major flaw. Unless Kate was hiding a deep, dark, yet-to-be-revealed deal-breaker, Jake surmised that Kate’s major flaw was her father. Maybe it was a flaw they shared. He pushed aside the image of Jimmy Sorrentino and squeezed Kate a little tighter until she purred quietly. With the exception of the little stripper faux pas, time with her had been the best six weeks of his life. The fact that they came after the worst eighteen months of his life only made it that much sweeter. Who knew, maybe when the smoke cleared and Mr. Sorrentino learned what Jake had done, he would reconsider the deal. Jake didn’t know if it was an even trade, but he looked at the girl on the bed and wondered what he had done. Simply fading out of Kate’s life was going to be easier said than done. He dug his nose deeper into her hair and inhaled. Maybe he could keep dating her on the sly. Mr. Sorrentino would never have to know.
Al walked in the door just before six a.m. Sweat stains darkened the neck and the back of his gray t-shirt. It had been a night without sleep, walking the streets, seeing people. He took off his dirty shoes at the door and treaded quietly through the main hall of his house. He entered the kitchen, turned on the light over the stove, and trained himself on a new coffee maker. It had been four years since he had made his own coffee, and he added one scoop of grounds to the filter for every two cups of coffee. The math hadn’t changed during his time on the street, and five minutes later he poured in a splash of milk to a perfectly brewed cup.
Jake and Kate were asleep on the pull-out sofa bed in the living room. Al walked in with two cups of coffee and put them on the glass tabletop next to a thick picture book on the American West. He gently shook Jake, who rolled over and continued sleeping. Al shook him harder.
With his feet on the floor and his hand on a coffee mug, Jake yawned. “What time is it?”
“Six-fifteen.”
“Early.”
“You can sleep when it’s over.”
“When what’s over?”
“The job we started.” Al flung his chin in the direction of Kate who was still under the covers. “Wake her up and then have her wake up Wei Ling.”
“At this hour?”
“We have to be prepped and ready by eight.”
“Ready for what?”
Al didn’t answer the question. “And you’re going to need a suit. See if my brother can dig up one you can borrow,” he added on his way out of the room.