eight

an invisible thread

During the summer after seventh grade my aunt Catkin came to visit, the youngest of my dad’s siblings. She had become a captain in the Marine Corps and we hit it off. She invited me to live with her and her two-year-old daughter and husband in Hawaii. I didn’t hear much she said after that. Hawaii conjured up images of blue seas, balmy breezes, and easy living. The opportunity to escape that dark barn and all the ugliness inside seemed like a dream come true. No weeding gardens, no milking cows in subzero temperatures, no looking for lost calves in the frozen still of night, and no coal stove to bank. No dad yelling at me. Sign me up! The hitch was I had to earn the money to get there. I worked hard at my usual jobs: babysitting, driving hay equipment, singing with Dad. My aunt took care of enrolling me in school, and I bought my one-way plane ticket just in time to get there and get settled before school started. In hindsight, if I could go back and advise myself before leaving, I would tell my younger self to always buy a round-trip ticket. I would also caution myself against expecting Utopia to exist anywhere. Hawaii wasn’t so much going from the frying pan into the fire, but it was at least like switching frying pans.

When I stepped off the plane, the air embraced me with tropical-scented arms. My eyes tried to take in the different scenery—the deep blues of sea and sky, the busy roads, the lush green mountains. However, by the time we walked out to the car that had been sitting in the sun, I almost had heatstroke. It was hot. Really hot. Like over seventy degrees hot. I didn’t think I would ever get used to that heat and humidity. But I was sure willing to try. Catkin was cheerful and showed me a few sights as we drove to the far side of Oahu to the town of Kaneohe, which would be my new home. She also filled me in about the local public school as we drove, and said most white kids went to private schools because the locals were known for being very tough, but that I would be fine. At their house I met her husband, Larry, a lieutenant in the corps. Larry was the picture of a fit, clean-shaven Marine. He was Filipino and had a lot of family on the island. And then there was Ecaterina, their daughter. Half Swiss and half Filipino, she had caramel skin and golden green eyes and curly locks of hair. She was sweet and funny, and I knew we would have a great time together.

We lived in a subdivision, with identical homes lined up neatly and indiscernibly on streets that looped with mazelike precision. All seemed well. Until school started. I learned quickly that my school was properly called something like the King Kamehameha Junior High, but was mostly referred to as the King Zoo. The kids in the seventh and eighth grade school seemed to outnumber the population of my entire hometown. But private school was beyond my reach, and so I tried to steel myself and hoped for the best.

The campus was beautiful—all outdoors, no windows, just slats separating indoors from out, and so the breeze swept through each classroom. Hallways were open, no walls, just canopy coverings for protection from daily rainfall. I was optimistic, but all illusions were shattered within five minutes of my first class, when a young boy said something clearly rude to the elderly math teacher in what I assumed was another language, but later learned was a broken English dialect the locals call pidgin. The student then took the teacher’s toupee off his head and flung it out the window. I was gobsmacked. The teacher just hobbled outside to get his toupee and the kids laughed. My heart shrank.

In the days and weeks that followed, I was called tuna (slang for “slut”), haole (pronounced “howly,” derogatory slang for “white”), and many other new and colorful terms I wished I’d had a dictionary for. The White Girl’s Guide to Being an Underdog, it might be called. It’s an odd thing to know you are being insulted and have to ask someone to define the insult for you. I nearly got jumped every day, and learned to keep my head down and be as invisible as possible. I found a few other white girls to form loose alliances with, and stayed out of trouble mostly. Every day at school felt like living in a powder keg—one wrong look at a local girl and she would say, “What you lookin’ at, haole tuna? You like beef?” “Beef” meant a fight. I had to ask about that one too. At first the term made me hungry, and I almost said, “I would love beef!” but once I caught on, I would say, “No, no, I would not like to beef,” so properly that it would elicit giggles. I kept my tail between my legs and was able to walk away most times, but one day a local girl accused me of liking her boyfriend. I said I didn’t even know who he was. When she enlightened me, I said, “Him? I don’t even think he’s cute.” I thought for sure this was a great way out of the mess. It was true. He was not cute. I had no interest in him. Of course she was insulted and said, “Oh, so you think I’m dating some dog?” Oops. I saw the error of my ways but was unable to take it back, and soon a group of girls surrounded us and were yelling, “Beef, beef, beef!” Soon the circle closed in and I could hear chants of “Knock dat grin off dat haole’s face!” I did not want to fight. I had never hit anyone, but I had been hit enough to know I hated it. And this girl was big, half Samoan, and outweighed me by a lot. That, I was wise enough to not point out. But still, here I was, facing certain death and feeling more like throwing up than like fighting. My antagonist leaned in to push me, and as she did, she whispered in my ear, “Next time I push you, just run.” I looked in her eyes and could see she had no fight in her. We were both victims of the group around us. But the others had formed such a tight circle I didn’t think I could break through it without one of them hitting me for running. Luckily, there was a guy who stopped in a beat-up old Toyota truck when he saw the commotion on the street. He opened his door and he hollered, “Hey, you need a ride?” I had no idea who this man was, but just the presence of an adult made the blood lust dissipate in the group, and I walked to the truck and got in. He didn’t say a word that I can recall. I told him where I lived, tears quietly streaming down my face. He was kind enough not to ask me about it.

My home life began to turn sour as well. Larry, it turned out, was controlling, rageful, and mean. It started with small outbursts, where his anger didn’t match the trigger—after doing chores one day I covered an unused portion of dog food with Saran Wrap and put it in the fridge so it would not go bad on the counter. He found me in my room and screamed that he would now have to throw everything away because I was so disgusting as to put animal food in the fridge with our own.

Another time, a neighborhood friend and I were playing in the storm drains with some other kids, throwing rocks and yelling in the long tunnels to hear our echoes. I lost track of time and Larry came looking for me and heard us playing in the storm drain. He ordered me out like a drill sergeant, grabbed my wrist, and dragged me home. He was a quiet volcano during the walk to the house, but at dinner he exploded and let me have it. I was eating peas and they kept falling off my fork, which seemed to be driving him nuts. My aunt was chatting nervously, trying to keep the peace as she felt the tension escalate, and to keep Larry calm. The veins began to bulge in his face like a rabid pit bull. “You make me sick! You are a fucking slut and you make me sick! You fucking whore! I bet you have been fucking all the boys you were playing with today!” My aunt just kept saying meekly, “Now, Larry, let’s stay calm, Larry.” I remember looking at her and thinking, It’s your job to be protecting me. What are you doing? It was then I realized she must have been in complete denial, or that she had her hands full protecting herself and she couldn’t protect anyone else. All I knew is that it was my job to keep the tension from spilling too badly onto my little cousin Catty. I already knew how to toe the line and be as small a target as possible, to just do my time.

I had no money to get home, and I couldn’t sing or raise money easily in the suburb we lived in. I was stuck until my Alaskan dividend came through. Every Alaskan resident is paid a royalty from the oil the state sells, as long as you have been a resident for a year. I would have to stay in Hawaii half the school year while I waited for the check, and I often listened to music as an escape. I remember Kate Bush helping me to pass much of my time. I wrote to my mom about how miserable I was. She reminded me to hold the pink stone she had given me a few years earlier. It was a piece of smooth round rose quartz. She said she had one too, and to imagine an invisible silver thread that tied the two together. That tied us together. I would fall asleep at night with it clenched tightly in my hand.

School life at least eased up a bit once all the local kids learned I could yodel. I dare say yodeling saved my life. Well, it saved me from a lot of fights, anyway. There was a very proud cultural heritage among the locals, and many of the kids performed traditional Hawaiian dance and music. I noticed how the voices of the singers often cracked, similar to the crack employed when you yodel. The Hawaiian version was much more melodic, more similar to what I would call a Swiss style of yodeling, whereas German is more rapid. On the bus ride home one day some kids were practicing, and I began to visit with them about their singing. I showed them how I could yodel. Before I knew it, one of the local girls told the whole bus to “Shut up and listen ta da haole girl yodel!” And yodel I did. The whole busload of brutes turned to me and I yodeled for all I was worth. From that day on, anywhere I went on campus, I heard, “Hey, dere’s dat haole girl who can do dat ting wit her voice, check it!” And like some organ-grinder monkey, I yodeled on the spot. In hallways, classrooms, on bus rides. I didn’t complain; it was way better than nearly being beaten up every day.