FIGURES

Figure 1. All his earthly possessions

Figure 2. Bellybutton, Saskatchewan

Figure 3. John G. Diefenbaker, Patron saint of Saskatchewan

Figure 4. Misspent youth

Figure 5. Leonard Cohen, Our Lord and Saviour/Ladies Man

Figure 6. Super bug

Figure 7. The Great Bellybutton Heartbreak Fire of 2002

Figure 8. Regrets

Figure 9. Bitzy Federko, Defence, Boise Noise, PCHL, 1992-93

Figure 10. The classics

Figure 11. 0, AD by Martin Ortanio

Figure 12. John Deere S800 Combine Harvester

Figure 13. Freedom

Figure 14. The Hochelaga Archipelago

Figure 15. Son sac

Figure 16. Molson sEx

Figure 17. Furnished apartment

Figure 18. Morgan Murray by Milton Ontario

Figure 19. 1/2

Figure 20. Décor

Figure 21. Gourmet grape

Figure 22. Primal cuts

Figure 23. Trappings of an anarchist potluck

Figure 24. Intercontinental ballistic dick missile

Figure 25. Votre pécule

Figure 26. Bernie “Boom Boom” Giraff

Figure 27. Unmaking an omelette

Figure 28. Breaking news

Figure 29. Weapons of mass destruction

Figure 30. F250

Figure 31. Ugly sweater party favours

Figure 32. End of the roll

Figure 33. Guillotine

Figure 34. Closed

Figure 35. Subject Happiness Incentive Training™ Swag

Figure 36. E-Wreck-Shun Virus

Figure 37. Wolf Knuckle, Gordzilla Bigfoot, Steven Page Turner Overdrive, and anonymous dick band

Figure 38. Supersorb Double Roll

Figure 39. When Harry Humped Sally

Figure 40. Flip phone

Figure 41. Pay phone

Figure 42. Late Night with Brett Carmichael, Top Ten

Figure 43. Time Magazine

Figure 44. Weapons of mass production

Figure 45. Ass. Dir. Regulatory Affairs

Figure 46. Gun

Figure 47. Amateur pill pusher’s survival kit

Figure 48. Amateur poet’s survival kit

Figure 49. Leonard Cohen’s revolver

Figure 50. Gerry’s Cab

Figure 51. Printer

Figure 52. Dirty Birds

Figure 53. Gannet Islands Ecological Reserve

Figure 54. Rejected penguin protoypes

Figure 55. Amateur ornithologist field work survival kit

Figure 56. Gerry’s Cab

Figure 57. Atlantic Canadian delicacies

Figure 58. Fire escape

Figure 59. Broken window

Figure 60. Bird on a Wire

Figure 61. Berta Federko’s overgrown zucchini

Figure 62: Titty Dickers II: The Legend of Curly’s Pubes