I, Jasper Edwin Tyler, take you, Pasha Nivea-Alona Allen, to be my wedded wife. To have and to hold from this day forth. That’s real, yo. From da moment I laid my eyes on you, baby, I knew you were da one for me. You are my soulmate, baby. My e’erything. My heart beats and bleeds for you. And together we are forever connected as one. You are my joy, my guidin’ light. Da wind beneath my wings, yo. I pledge my love to you, baby. No woman has ever inspired me, loved me, or treated me da way you do. I need you like I need air, baby. And I ain’t ever lettin’ you go. I lay down my life for you. I promise to love you, protect you, respect you, and be da man you need me to be. The love I have for you is forever, Pasha, ya heard? ’Til death do us part…”
“I, Pasha Nivea-Alona Allen, take you…Jasper Edwin Tyler…to be my…wedded…husband. With each w-w-waking breath, I-I…p-p-promise…to l-l-love you unconditionally, to f-f-for…give…you without reservation, to r-r-respect you…and be the w-w-woman…you n-n-need me to be. I s-s-shed these tears for you and with you. I give you…a-all of m-m-me, Jasper. In the joys and sorrows, in the good times and the bad times—from this day forward, I pledge my love to you. A commitment made in l-l-love, k-k-kept in faith, and e-e-eternally m-m-made anew.…”